Bailey Sweet A wall. I should be able to get out of the house fast enough for her to find me. Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Foric a tv remote. hmm maybe I can distract her with our vast tv channels Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Metatora A spare computer monitor, I might stand a chance XD Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Painkiller Mr. Self-Destruct My cellphone. sh*t. lol /If it don’t work, i just let her try and witness her disappointment. Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Deserter This cykas my blyats A book case. I think I have pretty good changes Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #6E3B CRT monitor… http://image-shed.com/out.php/i722_dr-hax-1-o.gif Good enough… Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Gentle Coltte of Leisure Now... fart. Throws hot coffee in her eyes Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Arcshod The object to my left is an actual muffin. I think I win this round. Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
RagnorakNow A letter opener? Do I threaten the integrity of the mail system or something? Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
AshesOfSaturn I have a water bottle. I would pour it all over myself and convince her she does not want to eat a soggy muffin. Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Salamenace Crossover Specialist A frame with my family pictures or a stuffed tiger. Hmm? Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
TyroneBiggums A take-out plate of Chinese. …Alright Derpy,…Lets Dance Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
TB Tabby My PS Vita. Actually, It doesn’t really matter. It’s Derpy, guys. She’s darling, but she’s not capable. Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Yurp Like i said when this was first posted Why on earth would I defend myself Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #39BD what i have on my left? A MUFFIN! epic win Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
KRODERSERK A tower of speakers. I can knock you out with them Derpy. Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Bryce Don’t have to outrun Derpy, only Trixie. And it looks like Trixie tripped all on her own. Yup. Totally by fortunate accident. Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Kj2 a pen and a cd…maybe i can use the cd to direct the sun light into her eye so she cant see me while i flee then use the pen to write a letter because i m pretty sure that she will catch up on me, pegasi are fast i guess :T Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Painter A Benchmade. The first time I have something useful next to me but I don’t want to stab Derpy. Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply