@GrapefruitFace  
I’ve had girls rip my heart out and step on it, one girl just snapped at how pessimistic and manipulative I was, when I tried to justify myself she just ripped apart at every imperfection and insecurity I shared with her.

@Ninji  
Remember! Don’t take the the shy ones at face value, at least from my experience there was this one girl quite shy. Seemed to really like me. But i’m pretty sure she purposely gave me the wrong phone number and then seemed really upset when we met again, that really knocked my confidence I was building up, but it was a learning point, but the price i paid was a friend. I still dream about her time to time, lol. I’m now just waiting to find someone else who will not try and b!tchslap me.

@ma3a  
Hopefully you can mingle with a shy girl, it will get your confidence up when you see first hand that girls can be nervous too.
 
I feel like girls experienced in relationships can expect quite a bit, but there are girls like you that would melt just to sleep on the couch with someone.

@Exhumed Legume
 
Who knows? Maybe they’ll be like the Undertaker from Black Butler and just want you to make them laugh.

@Dirty Bit  
Good point.  
Hmm. What would an omnipotent cosmic superbeing like for an offering, though?  
Y’know, besides burning infants or the blood of virgins, of course.

@Exhumed Legume
 
Probably need to bring tribute to appease them first. Or just throw a tantrum. I dunno…

So, all perpetually single guys have to do is find the scriptwriter of the Universe and tell him/her/it/xir to write girlfriends for them.  
Easiest thing in the world, right?

@Ninji  
If only it were possible… I know it is a real downer thing to say but no matter how hard i try i just cant glow like how you talk about… Even on my best days i am still overwhelmed by being intollerably lonely… I have accepted that girls who match my personality and interests AND ARE SINGLE are extremely rare and i only know ONE… My mother… Given the rarity of girls i am interested in, my anxiety, and my straight up inability to connect to any other human in any way other than just friends(with girls im lucky if i ever see them again) as well as my burning envy of others… Imma just say it to get it off my chest… The cosmic dungeon-master’s D20 has given me SO MANY shitty charisma rolls that i feel like the cosmic DM’s D20 kinda OWES ME a few good rolls(anything over 3 would be good{i really want a nat 20 for once} although i feel like the cosmic dice are weighted for shit rolls for guys like me) hell at this point i am so at the end of my rope i would accept a relationship started out of MERCY for a weary soul

But do you really want one?

@DILLGAF  
I felt a lot of pressure to have sex from other people, and I was more worried about school and videogames. Older kids asserted that virgins where nothing.
 
Virginity is something worth jealousy. The ability to start your sexuality with your intimate life partner, and not some underaged girl on drugs.
 
A girl high off her ass went down on me at 14, and I got suspended from school for telling people about it.

@Ninji  
I didn’t trip about it. I had that feeling of waiting till marriage as a teen but now being in my 20s I could care less.

@DILLGAF  
Yeah when I was a kid I felt like I thrown the chance away.

@Ninji  
I did

@pixel  
That’s ok, but I feel like it’s only said and never practiced.
 
It could be really special to share a profound sensational interaction for the first time with someone you love.

@Dirty Bit  
Then you’re not involuntary.
 
I prefer to keep to my goals myself.
 
In fact excelling in class gets me off, because I’ll have plenty of time to play with girls on a 6 figure income.

@Ninji  
There’s a few of us who still hold to the whole no sex before marriage ideal. Shocking, I know.

@Ninji
 
I never said I was interested in finding a woman. I’m very content with my single life.

@Dirty Bit  
You got options. Get a friend’s help, look around drug scenes, at work, or school.
 
Get a girl to talk about sex, eventually letting them know you’re way more willing then able.
 
You don’t have to cat call, just glow. Bold posture and vibrant smile, and if they like what they see a promiscuous smirk. Lots of people will avoid eye contact if they’re busy.
 
These are just ideas that I use. I’m not that active, but I’ve had some fun.

@Ninji
 
I did

@Dirty Bit  
You get be my good sir :)

Can people really live to twenty without having sex?

@KennyC  

 
A friendship with benefits?
 
@Background Pony #ADBD
 
Truth…

Except it’s much harder to find a female version of yourself in real life than it is in cartoons.

@cdcdrr  
You mean if you did voluntarily abstain?

What’s with the incel tag?