@Morfean
 
Alright, how about a bucket of starved candiru-acu? BTW, I injected some krokodil into your legs, so they will have plenty of orifices to go through!
 
Dumps bucket on Morfean

@Gundlach  
And then he gets all indignant on me  
He’s like “Hey man, I was just being sarcastic”  
Well, that’s just great  
How was I supposed to know that?  
I’m not a mind reader for cryin’ out loud  
Besides, now he’s got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy  
So what’s he complaining about?

@Randomosaur  
Starts munching on snakeheads  
Mmm, not bad. I think Yig Fried Serpents’ might be better, though.

@Morfean  
OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot  
Tryin’ to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil  
When I see this guy Marty tryin’ to carry a big ol’ sofa up the stairs all by himself  
So I, I say to him, I say “Hey, you want me to help you with that?”  
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes  
“No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw”
 
So I did

How about a bucket full of starved snakeheads?
 
Empties bucket on Morfean

@Gundlach  
!Anyway, things really started lookin’ up for me  
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream  
That’s right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler  
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face  
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that  
I was gettin’ a lot of attitude

@Morfean  
But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me  
She said “Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?”  
I said “Woah, hold on now, baby”  
“I’m just not ready for that kinda commitment”  
So we broke up and I never saw her again  
But that’s just the way things go
 
In Albuquerque  
Albuquerque

@Gundlach  
That’s when I knew it was true love  
We were inseparable after that  
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together  
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss  
The world was our burrito  
So we got married and we bought us a house  
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly  
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

@Morfean  
I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face  
Wavin’ my arms all around and just runnin’, runnin’, runnin’  
Like a constipated weiner dog  
And as luck wouls have it, that’s exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams  
Her name was Zelda  
She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches  
I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me.  
She said “Hey, you’ve got weasels on your face”

@Gundlach  
Doh! Get ’em off me! Get ’em off me! Oh! No, get ’em off, get ’em off! Oh, oh God, oh God  
Oh, get ’em off me! Oh, oh God! Ah!  
more screaming

@flamepony9
 
NO! WE’RE OUT OF APPLE PIE!

Well, we still have apple pie.

@Morfean
 
That’s OK. I could use them to get rid of my little sister.

@Morfean  
Oh man, they were just going nuts  
They were tearin’ me apart  
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin’ through my head”  
I believe it went a little something like this…

@Gundlach  
OK, I’ll take that  
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out and they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin’ me all over  
Rabid gnawing sounds

@Morfean  
One of ussssssssss!

@Gundlach  
Hivemind.

@Randomosaur  
All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels.

@Morfean  
All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels.

Got any dinosaur teeth for my collection?

fuck you fluttershy this is why you are worst pony

@Gundlach  
Well in that case… well in that case what do you have?

@Morfean  
NO! WE’RE OUT OF BEAR CLAWS!

@Psychopomf  
NO, WE’RE OUT OF CINNAMON ROLLS  
@Dreamsicle  
Wait a minute, I’ll go check…  
Guitar solo

got any donut holes?