You guys do know we’ve already quoted the entire song on this image, yeah?

@DKN117  
And as luck would have it, that’s exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams  
Her name was Zelda…

@organizationxiiigwen
 
I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face  
Wavin’ my arms all around and just runnin’, runnin’, runnin’  
Like a constipated wiener-dog

@DKN117  
Doh! Get ’em off me! Get ’em off me! Oh! No, get ’em off, get ’em off! Oh, oh God, oh God  
Oh, get ’em off me! Oh, oh God! Ah!

@organizationxiiigwen
 
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out  
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin’ me all over  
(rabid gnawing sounds)  
Oh man, they were just going nuts  
They were tearin’ me apart  
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin’ through my head  
I believe it went a little something like this…

@DKN117  
OK, I’ll take that

@organizationxiiigwen
 
All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels

@DKN117  
well in that case what do you have?

@Background Pony #AD42
 
…Wait a minute. I’ll go check.
 
…
 
…
 
NO, WE’RE OUTTA BEAR CLAWS!!

YOU GOT ANY BEAR CLAWS?!

@Step-chan  
i think you killed the thread

What about Cherry turnovers?

@Morfean
 
@Psychopomf
 
@Gundlach
 
@Dreamsicle
 
@et al
 
I always miss out on the good comment rolls.
 
Weird al is my favorite!

God damnit. What did I miss?

What the hell did I miss? O_o

@Morfean  
It’s a date…er…yeah!

@Randomosaur  
Hmm, good poison of choice. Well, that poison WOULD have worked on me… if I was me. Sadly for you, I am currently in a child, so he’s the one who’ll be getting hit with your babby cocktail. You still won, though. It’ll take me AGES to find another comatose person willing to sell their sleeping form for a wish or three.  
Well played, Randomsaur. I hope we can meet again. I will be more prepared next time, I assure you. Good night, sweet dreams.  
Fades away  
(Goodnight, all!)

@Morfean
 
But soon you won’t be able to talk, and you will have to wear diapers. Your memory will be purged.

@Randomosaur  
Ha.  
Haha.  
HehaHA!  
Laughs uncontrollably  
Oh, man, you have NO idea how many levels that is funny on.  
First; I already have the relative maturity of a young child.  
Second; I was NEVER a child in the first place.  
Third; I am currently posessing THE BODY OF A YOUNG CHILD.  
Man, good job, good job. TENOUTTATEN!

Meow?

@Morfean
 
Foalmula, from Pattycakes. Within a few seconds, your mind will be permanently reduced to the state of a small child.

But what about when I say, “APPLE FRITTER”!?!  
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQJMSi3jtNo

@Randomosaur  
Aww, thank you, friend!  
Takes juice and drinks it  
So, what kind of poison was in that juice?

@Morfean
 
Well, may I offer you a glass of juice before you go to sleep?

@Randomosaur  
In a nutshell; Troll geometry.