@Carrot Top  
but there are nice things that start with L

Holy rumps this thread.

@professor_of_hoers  
STOP IT! STOP USING THE FORBIDDEN ETTER!  
Screams and burns a dictionary.

 
Oh great, now I just learn we have to worry about plushie biological warfare.
 
You think standard plushies or even assault ones are bad… just wait until entire populations are effected by the upcoming designer plush viruses.
 
There is no known vaccine.

@professor_of_hoers  
YOU BROKE THE AW!  
I sentence you to five days with Moestia’s pet dominatrix.

@professor_of_hoers  
No…NO!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

@Carrot Top  
BAN! A BAN ON A OF THEM! Sesame Street:BANNED! Barney: BANNED! Teetubbies: BANNED! Cifford the big red dog: BANNED!

 
It’s too late. The entire earth is now a plushie.

@Princess♠Molestia  
Now they are presenting vioent materia to our chidren?  
Horribe

@Carrot Top  
And Sesame Street, they were sponsored by L once.

FROM HERE ON FORTH, USAGE OF THE ETTER L IS FORBIDDEN.

 
This is our future. Anyone can just have a plushie death star capable of destroying even planets with the highest thread counts on the seams.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
no she already knows martial arts

@Psychopomf  
A ban on Lovecraft too then! We will sue his corpse for all the damage done!

We should also ban the letter L.  
It promotes violence.

Rainbow Dash would totally own a gun if she was an American.

Thankfully my rocket launcher is limp and ineffective
 

 
 
Wait, that came out wrong.

Plush lovers are all Lovecraftians, clinging to their dolls and Necronomicons
 

So everyone here agrees we need to ban high capacity assault plushies? Nobody NEEDS a military grade plushie.

@Gentle Coltte of Leisure  
Once the Plushiet Union dissolves.

I say we should legalize sleepy time tea. then people will be less violent

 
 
WHEN WILL THIS ARMS RACE END!?!?

It is a sad fact that the people of this country willing allow their fellow Americans to be the victims of plush violence, simply because nature gave them small penises.

Ban everything.