@Princess♠Molestia  
No. It should be death by fluffy squad.

@Princess♠Molestia
 

@Gentle Coltte of Leisure  
20 years in jail! No trial!

@Dr Outback  
Obviously Canada is the home of pinko wusses.

 
What about people forging their own concealable plushswords!? Huh?!

@Carrot Top  
I just don’t get it Canda has the same Plushie laws and they don’t kill each other with them. In fact they mostly sleep with them

@Dr Outback  
Widespread nudity or the death of millions.  
Which is worse, Doctor?

@Carrot Top  

 
Fabric from here on out must be banned! That will stop the horror! Possession of fabric will be a 8 year sentence!
 

@professor_of_hoers
 
Oh god XD

@Carrot Top  
I don’t think people could do without clothes. This isn’t equestria

@Psychopomf  

 
Normally there’s a background check and waiting period on plushes this large, but you can get around that by going to plush shows or buying it from a fellow plush enthusiast.

Wait, what if we banned fabric itself?  
Then the plushies could not even exist!

You can just go out and buy giant plushies with no background checks
 

@Princess♠Molestia  
what about the terrorists that has access to plush outside this country. I feel safe with my pillow just in case someone smuggled in puppets onto a plane

@Princess♠Molestia  
Whimpers in fear.  
Please.. send it away..

@Sidorovich  
Fool!
 

 
Look at it!
 
Do you not see the evil in its eyes!?

The problem isn’t the plushies; it’s our corrupt plush culture. Everyone in movies, video games, and in the media we see a glorification of plushies!

@Dr Outback  
We have to ban pillows too! Take all the pillows out front and burn them! We must stop the evil plushyness at all costs!

And then Princess Celestia invaded Washington D.C.

@HereComesGummy  
She looks more confused than scared

@Princess♠Molestia
 

@Princess♠Molestia  
no i’m pretty sure it’s antidepressants and other garbage prescription drugs that make people in the US insane

That girl looks scared. But then if my dad were a gun nut I’d be scared, too.

@Princess♠Molestia  
But if we take away Plushies what would stop them from using pillows as weapons.