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@Daneasaur  
@Daneasaur  
That’s… quite a reach. AJ later apologized to Spike for kicking him. And it seems disingenuous to hold it against her for beating the shit out of people who were literally shooting at her.
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@Brony kaiju soldier  
As said, she’s up front about how worthless to her you are. AJ pretends to be your friend first then wants ANY excuse at all to kill you.
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@Daneasaur  
My mistake, it just seems like RD would be the most likely to kill you.
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@Brony kaiju soldier  
Aj kicked spike in the head (who had just been SHOT in said head) just because “she had a feeling” that he was thinking of something perverted.
 

 
Then AJ reveled in the carnage she got involved in.
 
 

 
AJ is probably the worst of the bunch as at least RD wears her sins on her arm and doesn’t hide it under a false face of kindness.
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@Daneasaur  
RD more than AJ.
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@Bryon  
Reminder that AJ and RD are severe sociopathic freaks who love the violence and carnage they get into and just use their fugitive status as an excuse to indulge in it.
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Poor Spike… he can’t get a break! Apple Bloom just wanting to feel free from Applejack being so overprotective and to find love and such, while she misunderstands what Spike is getting at, and Applejack overreacting just because she is too protective and doesn’t see she’s suffocating Apple Bloom a lot. And Spike being caught in the middle, with him being in so much trouble…
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That's him, officer
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I know this joke is old and overused, but it definitely bares repeating here. Let me just clear my throat a bit… Ahem! Okay, now then…
 
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There’s two way Spike will be dead in this story.  
By evil Celestia or by Applejack. In this case if he can come up with excuse or good explanation he will be alright.  
Now is the good time for that Dragon battle mode.
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To be fair, if Applebloom thinks she has a fiancé, she would be less likely to fool around while Applejack is out at sea.
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AJ, don’t you go killing Spike because your sister doesn’t seem to understand.
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Better hope you can run fast, Spike.
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Applejack seems more likely to kick Apple Bloom’s ass than Spike’s. She was pretty understanding about it the first time something like this happened
 
“Honestly, yer the only guy Bloom’s gone after that Ah don’t got a problem with. Though… you don’t seem to be interested in her. She’s a good mare, at heart, but Ah unnerstand if she’s already scared ya off.”
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Here lies Spike:
 
His death was stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Maybe Spike should just tie an anchor around his neck and jump in the sea rather than deal with that crew of lunatics. It’d be quicker and less painful.
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I know this joke is old and overused, but it definitely bares repeating here. Let me just clear my throat a bit… Ahem! Okay, now then…
 
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And Applejack couldn’t have jumped in earlier because?.
 
She was carrying those two crates in front of her.
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If she heard the word fiance, then she’s heard literally every single word that Spike’s said in this panel, especially given that AB was just saying it as a goodbye, while Spike was shouting most of this.
 
What I’m saying is that this looks scary and all that, but in reality this presentation is highly illogical and if she acts in a hostile manner in the next page, in spite of that, then that’s bad writing/characterization. But, if she doesn’t act hostile, then there was literally no point in having her appear menacing here, except maybe as a setup for a tonal shift in the next page.
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Man do I hate this version of Applebloom… and AJ.
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AJ, reading comprehension is your friend
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How can she? AB explained that everyone in that world has gone either criminal or insane, or both.
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Called it , ajs pissed
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“Your sister seriously needs medication for her hormones. She knows next to nothing about me but desperately wants to throw a ring and her body at me.”