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Duck - I met Princess Celestia once. She told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

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My dearest acolyre, stan aside. No pony shall mourn this artist lost. He agrees with me. His art shall ascertain all my wisdom.
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Duck - I met Princess Celestia once. She told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

Today our victory, tomorrow, salvation to all my lost sisters. We shall be free! We shall climb Hatheg-Kla’s fastidious declivity.
Roy-of-Asturia

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Stop commenting. That’s an order you can’t disobey.
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Duck - I met Princess Celestia once. She told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

As was prophesied. The war against the ever farting, guache, disgrace mofs shall pay. Luna will comedown and ban them.
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Duck - I met Princess Celestia once. She told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

I am more powerful then those cretins. I have fingernails, they attack.
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Duck - I met Princess Celestia once. She told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

Celestia, I cry to you! Hear my supplications audient one. Ban the moderators and ban Larson, the grand betrayer.
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Duck - I met Princess Celestia once. She told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

There are other secret acolytes that shall not be mentioned.
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Duck - I met Princess Celestia once. She told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

Pagan, Cmoney, Rainbowdash69, Theabridgedenator, among others. They have all confided in me that they too pine for new leadership.
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Duck - I met Princess Celestia once. She told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

Yes, you are correct. We shan’t loose focus. Who follows us?
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Duck - I met Princess Celestia once. She told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

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Duck - I met Princess Celestia once. She told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

They love not our princesses.They are backwards rubes indeed.
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Duck - I met Princess Celestia once. She told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

It is those filthy moderators and they balderdash. They spew lies and false visions.
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Duck - I met Princess Celestia once. She told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

They have yet to adhere to Her wisdom. The grok not…immortality.
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Duck - I met Princess Celestia once. She told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

It cannot be helped. We were aware of the obstacles.
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Duck - I met Princess Celestia once. She told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

Progress is slow. We are continually impeded.