Yeah screw you Applejack

I’m offensive and I find this Applejack.

@Splinter17  
Exactly  
Also how they find pleasure from purposely hurting themselves, and finding sexual arousement from any species that isn’t their own. actually they will copulate with a piece of rubber with a hole ^in it!

@Bongo  
That requires dry powder explosive charges to work, and those are hard to come by.

@VladimirMacHolzraum
 
Not just any kinds of sticks!
 

 
This…is my BOOMSTICK!

@Mayojar77  
They may be unsuited to killing on their own, but I hear they’ve got pointed sticks.

@Splinter17  
Even if they wanted to, they’re so unsuited to killing that they’d never manage it. And they aren’t carrion eaters, what with their ineffective immune system and gag reflex that rejects rotting matter.

@Yurp  
@Mayojar77  
And have you seen their teeth? They’re omnivores! How do you know one of ‘em won’t try to eat you? Next thing you know, these deviants will say that hydras are sexy.

@Yurp  
No claws, no fangs, spongy bones, and their genitals are in a dangerous place.

@Yurp  
Plus they keep going on and on about their “thumbs”  
I have never seen a species go so nuts about a evolutionary mutation…

Actually it is.

@Mayojar77
 
And they don’t even have a coat. I mean, what’s up with that?

No, but it is weird. They’re pale, flabby monkey-things.