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Background Pony #552F
Well either way I’m going to get my butt kicked by applejack and rarity and rainbow dash or jail
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deactivated22e1812

I’d proceed to die
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XylophoneFish
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

I am also here.
1: Lose the will to live.  
2: Realize that I’d already lost that long ago.
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Background Pony #03D5
  1. Initally, be unable to take them seriously when they’re all sporting the same ridiculous looking grin  
  2. once I realize they’re not kidding, I panic because if anypony finds out my butt will be in jail  
  3. Be disappointed that they’re the regular CMC, and not their older counterparts
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LapisLazuli

curru
i’d probably go with it
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thereallegend123

@Midnight Moon  
Start thinking up ways to remove tree sap from fur coats. With those three, the only thing we can be sure of is that it’s not going to go plan. And that tree sap will be involved.
 
The only right answer.
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Midnight Moon
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Start thinking up ways to remove tree sap from fur coats. With those three, the only thing we can be sure of is that it’s not going to go plan. And that tree sap will be involved.
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WinterCyng
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Accept my fate.
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Rpground
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@Scrounge  
Exactly.
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Scrounge
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@Rpground  
Even if they did have hands, what would the odds be that they’d understand anyway?
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Rpground
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@Scrounge  
They have hooves…since when did they learn sign language, since when did they learn sign language involving hands.
 
Do see the problem? lol
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Scrounge
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@Rpground  
It says “handcuffs”, so I’m assuming you’re still human.
 
 
@Psycho333  
I don’t think you can hitchhike your way out of this one.
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Psycho333

@Scrounge  
Thumbs up
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Rpground
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@Scrounge  
Wouldn’t work anyway, hooves.
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Scrounge
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@Psycho333  
You have a ballgag. So unless you’re going to give consent via hand signals, won’t work.
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Sever

THAT IS MY FETIIIIIISH
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Psycho333

I would consent and thus it wouldnt be rape thus foiling their plans =D
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Schwartzlicht
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

If they sport a rapist’s grin, it is safe to assume that’s what they’re in for. It´s also safe to assume they’ll end up doing it wrong and hurting themselves, so I’ll just wait for an opening and try to flee.
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Background Pony #5658
Use telekenesis knock out everypony
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Scrounge
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Wonder what I did to deserve this, then remember exactly what I did to deserve this. (WARNING: Explicit.)
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iloveportalz0r
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@Lightning95 For Shrek
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Lightning95

Roll over and spread my cheeks.
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Scrounge
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@Scrounge  
I need to make a correction. Due to the ballgag, screaming like a little girl is probably not an actual option.
 
Though I’m certain I’d try anyhow.
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vaddix
Duck - row row fite da powah!

Take it like the bitch I am.
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The Frowning Pony

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@13laser  
Link with warning next time, check image ratings before hotlinking.
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