this was fast

I’m both aroused and terrifed.

Hello Nurse!

Seriously

@Pinksy  
You may want to see a doctor about that.

>tfw ejaculating blood

*clicks on source…
 
Oh, you can go fuck yourself, internet!!! >_<

@Background Pony  
Eh? it’s still there.

I… just watched the video. I can’t close my mouth. My jaw is just hanging there and I can’t make it go back up. I am being dead serious. I might need help.

Dies of mercury poisoning

The video is no longer available.

@ze  
In that case, I suggest she gives herself a bath. Phew!

I’m turning this into a tf2 spray.

Just watched the vid….  

@Background Pony  
@Background Pony  
Most modern thermometers don’t use mercury. They use alcohol. Since the liquid isn’t silver and doesn’t clump into little balls, it’s probably an alcohol one, which is much safer.
 
Even if you touch mercury, there is a danger. If it contacts an open wound, it can get in the bloodstream. Also, mercury fumes are HORRIBLE to breathe in.

grimdark? what grimdark?

I don’t think this is grimdark. Can we get a consensus and remove the tag or not?

She broke it.

Actually the red liquid in thermometers is alcohol with dye.

Button: BWAH! Oh god, mom…

lmao

Wuhthat?

Boner reached level 46. New perk earned.

Still don’t know what the fuck I just watched, still funny as hell!