Turbotowns
Artist -

Acolyte of Madness
@Scrounge  
Ah, ok. ^^
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
@Turbotowns  
Your thingy you were talking about. I talk funny when it gets late sometimes.
Turbotowns
Artist -

Acolyte of Madness
@Scrounge  
Eh? “The Simon”?
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
@Turbotowns  
I’ve never watched the Simon, so I’m sure it’s a coincidence.
Turbotowns
Artist -

Acolyte of Madness
@Scrounge  
Ok. I can tell your playing around now… and, for some reason your comment reminded me of something Simon of the Yogscast once said. It was pretty much that, with the sudden exclamation and everything. Can’t remember the video though…
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
@Turbotowns  
IT’S TOO LATE FOR APOLOGIES!!!!1!!!11one!!eclamationpointone
Turbotowns
Artist -

Acolyte of Madness
@Scrounge  
uhhhh, a-alright… sorry.,.
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
@Turbotowns  
That still doesn’t make me not short… Everyone’s still taller than me.
Turbotowns
Artist -

Acolyte of Madness
@Scrounge  
it’s… only a tiny bit…? rubs tips of pointer fingers together
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
@Turbotowns  
You’re still taller than me! Why should how much be a thing?
Turbotowns
Artist -

Acolyte of Madness
@Scrounge  
I’m considered tall, at least in my family, and your only two inches shorter.
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
@Turbotowns  
I still feel short!
Turbotowns
Artist -

Acolyte of Madness
@Scrounge  
I’m 5’8”.
GenkiMan

It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
AaronMk
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~

Sky funeral
I had to fight to keep from laughing too hard.
Background Pony #3946
It’s not the size it’s how you use it.
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
@AwkwardLuna  
I’m 5’6”. I feel so short!
Background Pony #2E1D
>>394113
 
“There was a thing way, way back (hell if i care to look it up) that explained how this was pretty much a non-issue due to how pony mating worked.  
Specifically that a horse (and pony) penis isn’t even intended to fully penetrate to begin with and given the apparent size of ponies the size of a human’s penis (which would be able to fully penetrate) is about comparable with the amount that would do so.  
All you got left to consider then is girth and other sources have indicated that the manner in which equine vaginas work means that’s not really an issue either.”  
“Muscle control to be specific. They can just clamp down and fit pretty much anything like a glove. They do it well enough that a full sized horse can keep a human finger out.  
Add to that the fact that the bulk of their sensitivity is in their outer lips and G-spot (About 3 inches in for a horse, 5 for a giant shire) instead of their depths, which means our control and and shorter length lets us use long, slow strokes that would scrape said g-spot.  
So all in all, as far as pleasure is concerned, a man would be a vastly superior partner to a stallion.”  
“I also vaguely recall a thread somewhere, where someone looked up the average penis size of equines as a factor of height and weight and concluded that using the common fanon size (3-4 feet at the shoulder) A Stallion would probably only have about a seven inch penis. Slightly larger then the human average, but only by about an inch or to inch and a half.”
 
“On a side note: Jesus i never used to know, or ever cared to know, this kind of shit about horse anatomy before. This fandom has ruined me so damn much.”
Background Pony #FF0A
@DartTimeTime  
3x smaller horses.
DartTimeTime

@Background Pony  
Yes. . . and ponies are horses.
Background Pony #FF0A
@Agent Tasmania  
They are ponies, not horses.
Bhazor

I’m 10 inches tall when lying on my back.
Dr_Robotpony
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Thread Starter - Fantasy Equestria.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Self proclaimed expert
@Sixth  
But we’re talking about height.