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Ah, ok. ^^
Your thingy you were talking about. I talk funny when it gets late sometimes.
Eh? “The Simon”?
I’ve never watched the Simon, so I’m sure it’s a coincidence.
Ok. I can tell your playing around now… and, for some reason your comment reminded me of something Simon of the Yogscast once said. It was pretty much that, with the sudden exclamation and everything. Can’t remember the video though…
IT’S TOO LATE FOR APOLOGIES!!!!1!!!11one!!eclamationpointone
uhhhh, a-alright… sorry.,.
That still doesn’t make me not short… Everyone’s still taller than me.
it’s… only a tiny bit…? rubs tips of pointer fingers together
You’re still taller than me! Why should how much be a thing?
I’m considered tall, at least in my family, and your only two inches shorter.
I still feel short!
I’m 5’8”.
I’m 5’6”. I feel so short!
“There was a thing way, way back (hell if i care to look it up) that explained how this was pretty much a non-issue due to how pony mating worked.
Specifically that a horse (and pony) penis isn’t even intended to fully penetrate to begin with and given the apparent size of ponies the size of a human’s penis (which would be able to fully penetrate) is about comparable with the amount that would do so.
All you got left to consider then is girth and other sources have indicated that the manner in which equine vaginas work means that’s not really an issue either.”
“Muscle control to be specific. They can just clamp down and fit pretty much anything like a glove. They do it well enough that a full sized horse can keep a human finger out.
Add to that the fact that the bulk of their sensitivity is in their outer lips and G-spot (About 3 inches in for a horse, 5 for a giant shire) instead of their depths, which means our control and and shorter length lets us use long, slow strokes that would scrape said g-spot.
So all in all, as far as pleasure is concerned, a man would be a vastly superior partner to a stallion.”
“I also vaguely recall a thread somewhere, where someone looked up the average penis size of equines as a factor of height and weight and concluded that using the common fanon size (3-4 feet at the shoulder) A Stallion would probably only have about a seven inch penis. Slightly larger then the human average, but only by about an inch or to inch and a half.”
“On a side note: Jesus i never used to know, or ever cared to know, this kind of shit about horse anatomy before. This fandom has ruined me so damn much.”
3x smaller horses.
Yes. . . and ponies are horses.
They are ponies, not horses.
Oh, you.
OHH, what a big man you are! :p
But we’re talking about height.