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the minotaur origin story is an early example of brain bleach X_X

Is there at least a Greek deity who wasn’t a complete jerk, anyway?.

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Pretty sure that was Theseus.

Didn’t he turn into a bull and have sex with the Minotaur’s mother?
 
Off-topic: Was it Perseus or Theseus who killed the Minotaur?

ancient greece, where everyone and everything can impregnate women

Pinkie, I don’t think they want to know that Equestia was created due to a horny stallion god sticking his horsecock in everything.

Zeus was a horn dog.
 
I wanna use another word with a “S”, but people would probably get mad. :3c

Thats pretty much the whole greek mythology.

I laughed too hard at this then I should have XDDD

Work yourself to death! XD

Actually, yeah. That pretty much sums up Greek Mythology.

There’s more actually.
 
Hera: I’m gonna kill that thing you put your dick in.

Shutup, Pinkie.