@Scrounge  
I don’t think you can get arrested if it’s the underage the one who starts it.  
Then again, the law doesn’t always make sense.

@Wheenesss  
Then you shouldn’t be spending time around promiscuous grade-schoolers to begin with. :P

@Scrounge
 
I don’t want to get arrested.

@Wheenesss
 
Picky, picky.

@ShimmeringStallion
 
@Scrounge
 
Itching powder is fine, but sensory deprivation chambers are a bit much. We don’t want Foal Protective Services snooping around.

@ShimmeringStallion  
Okay, if you want to punish them, put them in sensory deprivation chambers for two hours.

@Wheenesss  
Well switch out the soap with itching powder, then.
 
 
@Scrounge  
This is a punishment, not a fetish…ment.

@Wheenesss  
Oh, not a chance in hell, just saying that we know so little about Scootaloo’s life that we can’t rule out a single thing.
 
 
@ShimmeringStallion  
Hell with soap, just lick ’em clean. :P

@Scrounge
 
Ha! Doubt they’d ever put that in a kid’s show though.
 
 
@ShimmeringStallion
 
I think they would actually like that if their language is any indication.

@Scrounge  
I forgot to add “probably” to that sentence.  
Don’t comment with three hours of sleep, kids, it’s not good for ya.

@Deserter  
If you find it, I’d appreciate a link.

@Scrounge  
Rest assured, someone is writing a fan-fiction with that premise now.

@Wheenesss  
Next to nothing is confirmed or refuted about Scootaloo’s living situation or where she comes from. For all we know, she could be the failed by-product of a eugenics program intended to create artificial alicorns, and the reason she can’t fly is because she’s actually a mutant earth pony with pegasus wings. Not likely, but possible.

@Wheenesss  
Well, it beats getting their faces slapped and using soap to wash out their…
 
… yeeeeaaaahhhhhh… no.

@ShimmeringStallion
 
Such as getting spanked and their mouths washed out with soap!
 
… What? It’s what my mom did!

@Wheenesss  
Well, just blame the CMC for that… I’m sure they’ll have plenty to answer for after THAT idea they came up with!

@Scrounge
 
Ha! It’s never been confirmed that you’re an orphan! So you could still have family!
 
 
@ShimmeringStallion
 
Applejack and Rarity are nice… but I wouldn’t want to kiss the others.

@Wheenesss  
Scootaloo: “What family?”

@Wheenesss  
“In fact, I’m gonna kiss your families!”

@Scrounge  
Just like everything will eventually be a tag on Derpibooru.  
It just takes one good piece of material to make it such.

@Horseman7  
I thought everything was a fetish.

@OptimusPrimevil  
That’s already a fetish but it’s one I haven’t seen too much of

@OptimusPrimevil  
Well, not that I know about.

@Deserter  
really? still, gonna be a tough one to make even if you know they’re actually adults

@OptimusPrimevil  
I’m surprised no one made a fan-fiction about that.