Q: What did one toddler say to the other toddler?
 
A: “This is weak as hell, OP– like, not even gonna dig out youtried.jpg kinda weak.”

That escalated quickly, didn’t it?

Hmm. Let me think about th-
 

Fucking laughed and spit on my monitor, asshole. lol
 
Thank you.

Well, I might have to consider that offer.
 
Now excuse me, I need to pickup some popcorn, maybe a new movie, and WD40.  
Lots.  
And lots.  
Of WD40.

Fun, okay and no. In that order and only that order.

Okay!

Well, that sounds like swell.