Rarity I’m aromantic. I will only be your best friend.

But I already am…

… it only works on the weak minded chops her head off with lightsaber

(squints and leans in closer to her, then looks at screen in confusion) I don’t get it. Is something supposed to happen? (too dense to hypnotize)

my will falls apart  
I want to be your boyfriend…

You’ll never take me alive!  

My eyes droop  
I want to be your boyfriend….  
(Crap, I’ve been mesmerized by her captivating beauty!)

@Background Pony #4664  

Applejack - “Twilight, I need you to turn me into a stallion.”

@TheAbridgenator
 
Good point.

@Dirty Bit  
That’s different, though, Bob from Accounting could convince Squall to get it on with a few tax receipts.

Okay, it may have worked for Rinoa on Squall, but it’s not gonna work on me, dearest.

Rarity my dear, you of all ponies should know that yes i do want to be your Coltfriend. But only for say maybe a full 2 or 3 years . . . .cause after that I’d most likely make you my wife.

@Background Pony #1EC0  
Or at least an anthro.

Come back when you’re a human.

But I am already your husband.

Rare-Bear you’re not a ghost  
and my love goes to Dashie

Sorry, already taken.

@Background Human  
You can go about your business.
 
Move along.

These are not the droids I’m looking for.
 
Wait, what?

@SFaccountant  
dude… she’s got gems. chests of them.

Sorry babe. Mind tricks don’t work on me, only money.

@Dr_Osaka  
only when you come to terms with your egg collecting.