…dooooo you even need to ask, m’dear?!
 
Rarity Craig: ‘Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around the eyes, look into my eyes (snaps fingers) you’re under!’
 
/“Little Britain” ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Little_Britain_characters#C )

But then I can’t ship you with Applejack! Don’t you see the problem here?

Nope. I’m not interested in background ponies.

The ghost approach to asking out, why didn’t I think of it before…

Noooo I dooooon’t….. Yoooou’re a friggin hoooooorse…

Thing is, I always loved Rarity, I mean I’m Sure I did before she started with the thing… didn’t I? Luna is best waifu… Rarity… Luna… ARGHHHHHH!!!!
 
derpibooru why no recognise me!!

Thing is, I always loved Rarity, I mean I’m Sure I did before she started with the thing… didn’t I? Luna is best waifu… Rarity… Luna… ARGHHHHHH!!!!

I doooooo <3

Alright.

Your Jedi mind tricks don’t work on me. I want to be your boyfriend of my own free will.

@Whatevs  
.gif* damn it

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@TheAbridgenator  
anon-a-miss:a ship-sinker bender killed my parents

Nope.

Nooooooo I doooooooon’t

Yeah, I do. Why are you talking like a ghost?  
“Erm, no reason at all, darling.”

@OptimusPrimevil  
Everything changed when the Ship Sinking Nation attacked.

rarity is a relationship-bender?!!