I support Sonic/Dash ^_

How the fuck is this not downvoted to hell despite the implied shipping?
 
Is it possible that…we’ve grown the fuck up?

Is she implying that her vagina and or/butthole is made of gold?

@Background Pony #913E  
Realistically though I think there’s a better chance of Tails spontaneously changing sex.

But she could be talkin’ bout’ her tail, vagina and/or plot.

Doesn’t Pot of gold at the end of a rainbow a metaphor for penis?

@Captain Lackwit  
Or Blaze. Y’know, if you want someone who isn’t being shoved into your lap because she’s the same colour and moves fast.

@Captain Lackwit  
This

Well shit, Sonic. It’s either Dash, who can match your speed and give you an actual challenge, Amy, who will tie you to the bed and break your ankles with her hammer, or Elise, who’s got a thing for dead people.
 
Pretty obvious choice there, blue.

Still a better match than Elise

sonic get out

Sonic only loves one person, and he sees him in the mirror every day.

“i wanna be a pirate, not for the silver or the gold, but because of that treasure, that hides between your hooves”

well Dash is a lesbian, so it works out

Sorry Rainbow, its been clear from the start that sonic is either asexual or gay.  
Sooooo its never gonna happen.

Sonic: No.

Damned tease.