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@Blissey1  
We, of course.
 
 
@Somber Star  
Why? It’s perfectly intelligible.
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@Background Pony #5F8C  
dare I ask who the “people who are right” are?
Somber Star
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@Background Pony #5F8C  
I think you need to give that last sentence another go.
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@Madpony  
I can’t tell if that’s referring to me or him.
 
 
@Starswirl  
I’m still not trolling it. If “pointing that going out and telling someone who is having a conversation with someone else when they weren’t involved is stupid” is trolling, then we need to toughen up the standards again.
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@Madpony
 
@Somber Star  
To be fair, he really wasn’t trolling the thread.
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@Somber Star  
Saying you don’t recognize trolling is trolling? That’s some deep philosophical shit right there. Note, too, this whole thing was started by you. Are you sure you aren’t a very clever troll?
Somber Star
Whatever bird that's dumber than a duck. Imagine I made the effort to research that and make a new badge for it. - Either a complete retard or a full time moron, it's hard to tell which and frankly I don't care either way

@Background Pony #5F8C  
See, it’s responses like that that support the notion you are probably a troll.
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@Somber Star  
Apparently Star Swirl does. And trolling? Nigga, if this is trolling you are the perfect practice target for newbs and idiots.
Somber Star
Whatever bird that's dumber than a duck. Imagine I made the effort to research that and make a new badge for it. - Either a complete retard or a full time moron, it's hard to tell which and frankly I don't care either way

@Madpony  
I don’t care. I apologize for failing to make that clear.
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@Background Pony #5F8C
Please stop trolling the thread. Nobody cares what that post was originally called.
 
Well, “Gorilla Warfare” is better…
Somber Star
Whatever bird that's dumber than a duck. Imagine I made the effort to research that and make a new badge for it. - Either a complete retard or a full time moron, it's hard to tell which and frankly I don't care either way

@Background Pony #5F8C  
Please stop trolling the thread. Nobody cares what that post was originally called.
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@Starswirl  
Yes, it’s the tag used by “the normal folk”, and it seems to be a result of KYM and the likes preferring that tag. But they’re wrong.
Starswirl
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@Background Pony #5F8C  
And yet, the latter seems to have been tagged here. Fancy that. Still, very informative, so thank you.
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@Starswirl  
Also, the term depends. It’s either the gorilla warfare or the Navy seal copypasta. Depends on whom you ask. If you ask the people who are right, it’s the former.
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This looks like something by Cold-blooded. Also:  
I say, what the devil did you just audaciously proclaim about my well-being, you trollop? I shall inform you that I have graduated top of my class at the Gentleman’s Academy of Sophisticated Persons, and have been involved in numerous endeavors with the Ruffians down the street from my abode; might I also add that I’ve accumulated over 300 pieces of antique furniture? I am educated in fine dining and high class catering and I’m the top Victorian era furniture appraiser in the entire high society. You are naught to me but a simple, uncouth brute. I shall embarrass the dickens out of you with class the likes of which has never been witnessed before on this humble planet, I solemnly promise. You assume you can disrespect my image on the internet? Think again, savage. As we speak I am contacting my diligent secretary to arrange a brunch together at the finest coffee shop in town, so you had better prepare a fetching enough outfit to compete with my immaculate attire, barbarian. The brunch that sends you packing back to the countryside. You are inevitably defeated, heathen. I can be booked at any appointment, any hour, and I can educate you in over seven hundred cultures, and that’s just with the literary selection in my guest lobby. Not only am I extensively fluent in in several languages, I have access to the entire Giorgio Armani fall collection and I will flaunt it’s finely tailored mastery to outshine your drab, common appearance off the face of humanity, you slob. If only you had foreseen the kind of comeuppance your inflammatory “insignificant” comment was bound to earn you, perhaps you would have tempered your words. But you insisted, and now I will teach you manners and grace and you will learn dignity and poise, yet. Consider yourself in etiquette school, peasant.
Starswirl
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Dammit, didn’t that rant have a name? What was it! What was it, what was it…
Chrysalislover

So SHE was the one who wrote that! :O