@Darth Sonic  
I’ll have you know that I’ve never had a single complaint about my services given to my boss. Would you like disappointment ice cream to top the humble pie, or would you prefer a bitter regret sauce?

@Trilby Pony  
You’re not very good at this Restaurant thing, are ya?

@OptimusPrimevil  
Sorry, ma’am. ran out of vengeance yesterday, someone forgot to put the satisfaction sorbet back in the refrigerator this afternoon, and the less said about what happened the reprisal, the better. We can offer you some humble pie, but there’s no satisfaction to be had.

@OptimusPrimevil  
(Several minutes later… A feminine scream is heard, followed by the sound of a table upturning, the crashing of silverware, and other screams are heard too. The pink mare chortles to herself.)

@Background Pony #F7A6  
and i’d like to order quesadillas for the group over there

@Background Pony #F7A6  
but i can still have the plate of reprisal with that meringue pie?

@OptimusPrimevil  
Madame, from my experience the flavors of vengeance and satisfaction can lead to indigestion. Might I suggest the melancholy meringue pie instead?

@Trilby Pony  
ok i’ll have a glass of vengeance  
a plate of reprisal…
 
for dessert i also demand satisfaction sorbet

@OptimusPrimevil  
Sorry. Just sold the last plate to that stallion, over there…

@mrdoctorderpy  
i’ll take a plate of retribution instead

@OptimusPrimevil  
I’m afraid we’re all out of revenge

@mrdoctorderpy  
revenge  
served cold

Madame are you going to order something?