@AstralFrankie
What a Royal Guard does, stand in guard, escort important VIPs, announce the coming of any official parties, march around ceremoniously, it may not be all that interesting, but it certainly is something.
Shining: “…this isn’t what it looks like, Twily.”
Cadance: “No, Twily, this is EXACTLY what it looks like! GET IN HERE, DEAR!”
Twilight: “FLAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
Spike: “Whoh! When did Queen show up?”
Kidnapping the Princess’s beloved knight? Scandalous! I mean, they don’t even have a dragon for her to rescue him from! Where’s Spike when you need him?
@Background Pony #484D
background pony 484D, you are accused of the crime of wishing death to a character that did nothing wrong, the punishment is removal from the fandom, how do you plead yourself?