FUCKING PANDERING.
 
My only criticism is the overly simple plot.

…what exactly constitutes “:0”?

I believe the general consensus is that they tried to cram too many brony references or jokes only they would get at the sacrifice of story or coming up with any new kind of jokes.
 
And maybe other stuff.
 
But that seems to be the agreement.

The voice acting could have used just a little more work, but aside from that, I thought it was awesome.

“Spicket?” Do you mean “spigot?”
 
Also, it barely had any writing. It was one reference after another and it got in the way of telling a story. But there wasn’t any story to begin with, so…