@Randomosaur  

Sell her to the richest brony and live a life of luxury.

Wonder how the hell Shining could have left such an amazing mare.

i got one find shining knock him out cold and put him and Cadence on The Jeremy Kyle show to talk and then i’ll go beat the crap out of Diamond Tiara

Go on a quest for revenge! Pure, cold-hearted, up the bum, Mean Girls-style revenge. No love interests on the way either, maybe the occasional comedic relief but that’s about it.

>Throw her out of the house and lock the door.

@Mayojar77  
she might like mario

@RainbowDashie41  
I dabble. Nothing competitive, though.

@Mayojar77  
good for you lol what about pokemon

@RainbowDashie41  
‘sokay. I don’t play COD.

@Mayojar77  
Yeah you can play with her but she does hate Call or Duty

Videogames.

I’ll let her live with me and I’ll love her forever and we shall marry

Deem her fabulous and send her home.

@Pony Stark  
oh yeah the great Leslie Nielsen legend

@RainbowDashie41  
From the movie Airplane!, starring the late Leslie Nielsen.

@Poptard  
what’s the movie from?

@Background Pony #DE9B  

time for Spike to cheer her up

@anonymouspegasus  
get out of the way. i’m an expert at these things.  
*pushes out of the way, slaps cadence and shakes her some more*  
you need to calm down. everything is going to be alright.

@Dietrich  
well i do hate Diamond Tiara the most in MLP FIM i want to punch her in the face

First, help her to bed to let her sleep off the booze, then make a pot of coffee for her the next morning.

@Poptard  
Fascinating.

@Ping_chan  
Equally.
 
I mean, my own teeth decide they don’t fucking want to deal with this and go off on their own. That’s how fucking painful it is to see this.

@Poptard  
More than the hamburger does?