Help her out the best I can {getting cleaned up and all} Give her the bed.
 
Become her friend {more so if she’ll let me} And curse Shining’s living soul till the end of his days.

@Dietrich  
I know that but you where a jerk to her

@RainbowDashie41  
GTFO? It’s mean “Get the fuck out”.

I just have her sleep with me get Twilight and her Aunties to cheer her up a bit

Have her sleep on my couch for the night with me sleeping on the floor in front of the couch. Will figure out what to do first thing in the morning.

@Ebalosus  
Use it as an excuse to get a free room with air conditioning, 3 meals a day, and nice soft padded walls?

I’ll act like Jeremy Kyle at him then go beat up DT and kiss Cadence

What the hell am I supposed to do with a pink winged unicorn that can talk?

@Dietrich  
What that’s mean

Ask her how the hell she got in my room

Sorry, Cadance, but I hate you… So, GTFO.

“YOUR CRACKSHIPPING WENT TOO FAR, HEARTBUTT!!!” <—— There may be some truth to this, maybe there is a professional councilor who can help with those who are obsessive shippers?

Tell her to take a shower while I make her some breakfast.

“What do” depends on how she reacts when she sees me. I might not survive her drunken panic magic attack.

Ask her why the hell her husband leaving her makes her look less fabulous. His loss.

I go and try to beat the stupid out of Armor.
 
Then court her myself.

Ignore her and ask Shining Armor, Braeburn and Hoity Toity if I can join the fun.

I would try to make her feel better by taking her on dates, then maybe getting into a relationship with her. Maybe after a while things will end up in marriage, but only maybe. And, since I’m here first, I get her first!

We just get her groove back, no problem.

Toga party.