Viewing last 25 versions of post by Summersong in topic [Poll] Does Cozy Glow deserve her fate?

We the Court of Equestrian Nitpicking first order that, for the duration of this appeal, Ms. Glow et al. are to remain _*in petra_* in light of their potential danger to Equestian society at any moment following release.


 
We the court furthermore partially accept from the Lunar Bar that Ms. Glow's status as an equine is questionable given her precocious intellect, her ability to make long-term decisions, her comfort in aligning with profound forces of darkness on more than one occasion, and the inability of the Equestrian court to locate any parents, relatives, or legal guardians of Ms. Glow.


 
However, unless and until a birth certificate and medical records can be produced, we must assume until evidence shows otherwise that, as per her outward appearance and lack of obvious innate foreign magicks, Ms. Glow is indeed a pegasus filly, however extraordinary she may be.


 
The court advises Princesses Twilight Sparkle, Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and Flurry Heart to refresh themselves upon the proper legal procedures to authorize and perform a biological evaluation of Ms. Glow _*in petra_*. (Especially the first and the last listed.)


 
Under the presumption of her equine nature, Ms. Glow's obvious and repeated acts of premeditation in: conspiracy against the government of Equestria; attempted mass murder; arson and acts of terrorism, and; disenfranchisement of the magic of friendship lead the court to determine that considering her legally as an adult was an appropriate course of action.


 
Furthermore, due to her party's status as a Grade V Threat to Equestria (and possible Grade VI Threat to the Planet), and as Ms. Glow et al. were captured under resistance in the theatre of war, We the court rules that Ms. Glow was indeed under the direct jurisdiction of the Princesses under Equestrian martial law.


 
We the court agree with the prosecution that Princesses Celestia & Luna (collectively) committed an error in seizing custody from Princess Twilight Sparkle, the arresting official, in light of the at-the-time-ongoing transfer of sovereign power from the former to the latter. The court further understands that the Princesses briefly appointed His Majesty Discord, God of Chaos Probably, King of Some Apples But Not The Orange One, Bringer of Delicious Rain, Esq. to act alongside them in the performance of the sentence, in violation of 3 E.R.C. § 210. We would remind the Princesses (yet again) that appointing convicted felons to office or as viceroy is only legal when subject to public scrutiny, such as popular vote, and is strictly not to be done impromptu.


 
Finally, the court takes into consideration the testimony of Princess Twilight Sparkle wherein she "would Totes McScrotes have done the same thing" (sic). The prosecution has brought no witnesses with convincing arguments against Princess Twilight Sparkle's account of her own feelings and actions. Furthermore, the court would remind all in attendance of Princess Twilight Sparkle's previous appointment of Sunset Shimmer as the Ambassador of Equestria within the World of Hairless Hands, and Starlight Glimmer as the Minister of Intermagical Education. While neither person was never convicted, we the court take it as proof beyond reasonable doubt that Princess Twilight Sparkle is indeed as utterly nuts as she claims.


 
With this understanding, the court concurs with Princess Twilight "Twilynanas" Sparkle in advising the prosecution to dismiss the charges against Princesses Celestia & Luna of breaching chain of command, as she has basically said it's totally cool. Furthermore, the court rules that the treatment of Cozy Glow as an adult Grade V Threat and consequent petrifaction are acceptable. However, so far as the court is concerned, the appointment of H.M.D.G.C.P.K.S.A.B.N.O.O.B.D.R.Esq. to serve the sentence of Ms. Glow et. al., regardless of which of these bimbos or another authorized it, remains a violation of nearly-equal offense to having to write his full title every time just for the Princesses to use some loophole to pardon everyone of everything again.


 
Finally, the court rules that the court needs a stiff drink.

We the Court of Equestrian Nitpicking first order that, for the duration of this appeal, Ms. Glow et al. are to remain [_i]in petra[/i]_ in light of their potential danger to Equestian society at any moment following release.

We the court furthermore partially accept from the Lunar Bar that Ms. Glow's status as an equine is questionable given her precocious intellect, her ability to make long-term decisions, her comfort in aligning with profound forces of darkness on more than one occasion, and the inability of the Equestrian court to locate any parents, relatives, or legal guardians of Ms. Glow.

However, unless and until a birth certificate and medical records can be produced, we must assume until evidence shows otherwise that, as per her outward appearance and lack of obvious innate foreign magicks, Ms. Glow is indeed a pegasus filly, however extraordinary she may be.

The court advises Princesses Twilight Sparkle, Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and Flurry Heart to refresh themselves upon the proper legal procedures to authorize and perform a biological evaluation of Ms. Glow [_i]in petra[/i]_. (Especially the first and the last listed.)

Under the presumption of her equine nature, Ms. Glow's obvious and repeated acts of premeditation in: conspiracy against the government of Equestria; attempted mass murder; arson and acts of terrorism, and; disenfranchisement of the magic of friendship lead the court to determine that considering her legally as an adult was an appropriate course of action.

Furthermore, due to her party's status as a Grade V Threat to Equestria (and possible Grade VI Threat to the Planet), and as Ms. Glow et al. were captured under resistance in the theatre of war, We the court rule that Ms. Glow was indeed under the direct jurisdiction of the Princesses under Equestrian martial law.

We the court agree with the prosecution that Princesses Celestia & Luna (collectively) committed an error in seizing custody from Princess Twilight Sparkle, the arresting official, in light of the at-the-time-ongoing transfer of sovereign power from the former to the latter. The court further understands that the Princesses briefly appointed His Majesty Discord, God of Chaos Probably, King of Some Apples But Not The Orange One, Bringer of Delicious Rain, Esq. to act alongside them in the performance of the sentence, in violation of 3 E.R.C. § 210. We would remind the Princesses (yet again) that appointing convicted felons to office or as viceroy is only legal when subject to public scrutiny, such as popular vote, and is strictly not to be done impromptu.

Finally, the court takes into consideration the testimony of Princess Twilight Sparkle wherein she "would Totes McScrotes have done the same thing" (sic). The prosecution has brought no witnesses with convincing arguments against Princess Twilight Sparkle's account of her own feelings and actions. Furthermore, the court would remind all in attendance of Princess Twilight Sparkle's previous appointment of Sunset Shimmer as the Ambassador of Equestria within the World of Hairless Hands, and Starlight Glimmer as the Minister of Intermagical Education. While neither person was never convicted, we the court take it as proof beyond reasonable doubt that Princess Twilight Sparkle is indeed as utterly nuts as she claims.

With this understanding, the court concurs with Princess Twilight "Twilynanas" Sparkle in advising the prosecution to dismiss the charges against Princesses Celestia & Luna of breaching chain of command, as she has basically said it's totally cool. Furthermore, the court rules that the treatment of Cozy Glow as an adult Grade V Threat and consequent petrifaction are acceptable. However, so far as the court is concerned, the appointment of H.M.D.G.C.P.K.S.A.B.N.O.O.B.D.R.Esq. to serve the sentence of Ms. Glow et. al., regardless of which of these bimbos or another authorized it, remains a violation of nearly-equal offense to having to write his full title every time just for the Princesses to use some loophole to pardon everyone of everything again.

Finally, the court rules that the court needs a stiff drink.

We the Court of Equestrian Nitpicking first order that, for the duration of this appeal, Ms. Glow et al. are to remain [i]in petra[/i] in light of their potential danger to Equestian society at any moment following release.

We the court furthermore partially accept from the Lunar Bar that Ms. Glow's status as an equine is questionable given her precocious intellect, her ability to make long-term decisions, her comfort in aligning with profound forces of darkness on more than one occasion, and the inability of the Equestrian court to locate any parents, relatives, or legal guardians of Ms. Glow.

However, unless and until a birth certificate and medical records can be produced, we must assume until evidence shows otherwise that, as per her outward appearance and lack of obvious innate foreign magicks, Ms. Glow is indeed a pegasus filly, however extraordinary she may be.

The court advises Princesses Twilight Sparkle, Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and Flurry Heart to refresh themselves upon the proper legal procedures to authorize and perform a biological evaluation of Ms. Glow [i]in petra[/i]. (Especially the first and the last listed.)

Under the presumption of her equine nature, Ms. Glow's obvious and repeated acts of premeditation in: conspiracy against the government of Equestria; attempted mass murder; arson and acts of terrorism, and; disenfranchisement of the magic of friendship lead the court to determine that considering her legally as an adult was an appropriate course of action.

Furthermore, due to her party's status as a Grade V Threat to Equestria (and possible Grade VI Threat to the Planet), and as Ms. Glow et al. were captured under resistance in the theatre of war, We the court rule that Ms. Glow was indeed under the direct jurisdiction of the Princesses under Equestrian martial law.

We the court agree with the prosecution that Princesses Celestia & Luna (collectively) committed an error in seizing custody from Princess Twilight Sparkle, the arresting official, in light of the at-the-time-ongoing transfer of sovereign power from the former to the latter. The court further understands that the Princesses briefly appointed His Majesty Discord, God of Chaos Probably, King of Some Apples But Not The Orange One, Bringer of Delicious Rain, Esq. to act alongside them in the performance of the sentence, in violation of 3 E.R.C. § 210. We would remind the Princesses (yet again) that appointing convicted felons to office or as viceroy is only legal when subject to public scrutiny, such as popular vote, and is strictly not to be done impromptu.

Finally, the court takes into consideration the testimony of Princess Twilight Sparkle wherein she "would Totes McScrotes have done the same thing" (sic). The prosecution has brought no witnesses with convincing arguments against Princess Twilight Sparkle's account of her own feelings and actions. Furthermore, the court would remind all in attendance of Princess Twilight Sparkle's previous appointment of Sunset Shimmer as the Ambassador of Equestria within the World of Hairless Hands, and Starlight Glimmer as the Minister of Intermagical Education. While neither person was never convicted, we the court take it as proof beyond reasonable doubt that Princess Twilight Sparkle is indeed as utterly nuts as she claims.

With this understanding, the court concurs with Princess Twilight "Twilynanas" Sparkle in advising the prosecution to dismiss the charges against Princesses Celestia & Luna of breaching chain of command, as she has basically said it's totally cool. Furthermore, the court rules that the treatment of Cozy Glow as an adult Grade V Threat and consequent petrifaction are acceptable. However, so far as the court is concerned, the appointment of H.M.D.G.C.P.K.S.A.B.N.O.O.B.D.R.Esq. to serve the sentence of Ms. Glow et. al., regardless of which of these bimbos or another authorized it, remains a violation of nearly-equal offense to having to write his full title every time just for the Princesses to use some loophole to pardon everyone of everything again.

Finally, the court rules that the court needs a stiff drink.