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Sweet lord Ganesha! Looks like Communist Starlight kicked it using that knackered & stitched-up leg, with the blood-trails on it...! D:
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Very close, but sadly no, Milwaukee's Best is actually _*better than_* Old Milwaukee, if you can imagine it! Your description is totally 100% accurate of Milwaukee's Best, though. LoL Old Milwaukee is one of those things so terrible, you'd only ever use it on pledges you didn't like. ;) jk But seriously, it's a good way to lose friends, drinking that...brown liquid that's overpriced, even at $2.50 per six-pack.
I'm trying really hard to remember the name of a beer or bottling company that was near my hometown in SE Michigan. It was horrible, like "they were closed down by the health department because they exceeded the number of rat hairs allowed in their beer" bad. I think it had either the name "Custer" or "Dixie" in the name...yeah, imagine that, right? A hee-haw hillbilly corner of the world having *those* names attached to it.