Background Pony #ED7F
MEANTIME OVER IN DERPIBOORU:
"Yeaaah! What we s'posed ta do? Buck Celestia?"
...... S=) Precisely...
"Huh??"
*Warning: Explicit*
[spoiler]They say that our virtues of temperance
Are as wet as a filly's inside
Though bronies are dense, pay remembrance
For our boners we will not hide
You'd think from our lustful expressions
The thinking was not done upstairs
But we can see past our erections
When we're staring at horses' plot hairs
So prepare for the night of a lifetime
Be prepared for superlative pain
It won't be romantic
You might find it tantric
"But what can we cover?"
Just wince and bend over
Our images torrid
And arguments horrid
You'll be caught with your pants down again
What comes next is to be frank quite heinous
PREPARE YOUR ANUS[/spoiler]
"Yeaaah! What we s'posed ta do? Buck Celestia?"
...... S=) Precisely...
"Huh??"
*Warning: Explicit*
[spoiler]They say that our virtues of temperance
Are as wet as a filly's inside
Though bronies are dense, pay remembrance
For our boners we will not hide
You'd think from our lustful expressions
The thinking was not done upstairs
But we can see past our erections
When we're staring at horses' plot hairs
So prepare for the night of a lifetime
Be prepared for superlative pain
It won't be romantic
You might find it tantric
"But what can we cover?"
Just wince and bend over
Our images torrid
And arguments horrid
You'll be caught with your pants down again
What comes next is to be frank quite heinous
PREPARE YOUR ANUS[/spoiler]