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Great meme, if I can think about an EqG version of Hall Monitor, this is how it goes with my favorite scenes, including intro and outro...
> Principal Celestia : Everyone, put down your books, because it's time to pick out the hall monitor of the day!
> Sci-Twi : **squeezes her pencil so hard it shoots up into the air** Wait, what's that again, Principal Celestia?
>
> Principal Celestia : It's the hall monitor of the day! Where students would participate as a volunteer who is charged to maintain the order of the school's corridors!
>
> Sci-Twi : Oh, I see. Well, maybe I can take those duties for you! I've done something like this in the past back I was at Crystal Prep. You'll see, I'm a professional by now, as long that everyone back there praised me and have put me on the number one spot on the ranking list, then I'll be also the No. 1 Hall Monitor here in no time! Trust me.
>
> Principal Celestia : **chuckles** Good to know, Twilight. But I'm afraid, there's no way I can pick you as this week's hall monitor right now, since you're very new around here.
>
> Sci-Twi : **surprised, grumping, while crossing her hands** Ugh, can you just give me a chance, Principal?
>
> Principal Celestia : Well, maybe another week or two, but for now, if I can pick someone else other than you, then uhhhh... This week's hall monitor will be... Hmm, Bon Bon, Microchips, no, no, Pixel Pixazz, Derpy, mmmm... **gaps, shaking nervously** ...No, Twilight's for another week, please...
>
> **Suddenly, a loud thunder sound occurs outside the school, albeit it's not signalling for an incoming rain or thunderstorm, this causes everyone in the classroom shocked in surprise**
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> Principal Celestia : It's okay, students! It's just a thunder, everything is okay around here!
>
> Sci-Twi : **thinking worried** *Hmmm, that thunder... No way if Midnight Sparkle have heard of this! Please, don't make this even worse!*
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> **Principal Celestia tries to pick one student except Sci-Twi, but everyone already did the duty before, loud thunder keeps occurring**
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> Principal Celestia : **thinking** *Oh, please stop this thunder! How I am suppose to pick this week's hall monitor?!*
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> **loud thunder occurs again**
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> Midnight Sparkle : **speaking just her voice** You know, Principal, if you're struggling on picking who will be like that, then let's make this as a deal... **appears magically at Celestia's classroom, the students gasped in horror, then she stands in front of Celestia's desk and puts her left shoulder on the desk** Why not you go ahead and pick me! Because I, Midnight Sparkle, shall take this duty seriously, and will conquer this entire "school's halls" to keep all these citizen safe!
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> **short silence**
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> Principal Celestia : Do you have thanyt kind of power for this?
> Midnight Sparkle :Of coursYe, I dos!
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> Sci-Twi : What about no? You may cause another havoc, just like what you did to me back during Friendship Games. Do you have any consequences on having you here?
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> Midnight Sparkle : Oh, shut up, you purple freak. Leave that everything to me, as long if this lady here don't have any options left, she would sign a deal to me. I won't cause no trouble here, as long what Sunset has already told about to us.
>
> Sci-Twi : But...
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> Midnight Sparkle : No buts, I'll take this work, seriously. You said that you want me and the rest of your friends to save the world, right? Then leave that to me. Let's say, at this duty, you'll be my little partner. **sinister laugh**
>
> Sci-Twi : **sighs and facepalms to her chagrin**
> Principal Celestia : Look, enough with the fight, you want it or what?
> Midnight Sparkle : Of course, I am!
>
> Principal Celestia : **gulps** Well, I guess I have no choice. The Hall Monitor of the Day is... **sighs** Twilight Sparkle's alter-ego, Midnight Sparkle.
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> Midnight Sparkle : **launches into the air** YES! It's a deal then! Haha! Let's see, uhhh... What's that again?
> Principal Celestia : **gets mad** Grrrr! The Hall Monitor!
>
> Midnight Sparkle : Ah yes! Hall Monitor Midnight Sparkle reporting for duty, everyone! I am ready to assume my position... in the hall! I will protect all that are weak... in the hall! All rules will be enforced... in the hall! With this new kind of discovery,then I shall accept this duty in order to protect the school halls, ma'am!
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> Principal Celestia : Okay, okay! Just take the hat and the belt.
> Midnight Sparkle : Hold up! I can't accept that yet,mPrincipa'aml. First, I have to make my speech.
> Sci-Twi : **facepalms again** Argh...
> Principal Celestia : You can't make this easy, can you?
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> Midnight Sparkle :ClLadiessm and gentlesmen! Who am I to deserve such a great honor? Why, I would be nothing without Principal Celestia and my one-and-only hero, Twilight Sparkle.
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> Principal Celestia : Give me a break.
> Sci-Twi : I wanna go home!
> Midnight Sparkle : Poor bastard, alright, I'm on my way back!
>
> Sci-Twi : Hurry Midnight, I think it's getting... **Tthe bright sky suddenly, hideously, becomes dark in night time** ...dark.
> Sci-Twi : WEE-WOO!! WEE-WOO!! Midnight, I see her!
> Midnight Sparkle : Where is she, Twi?
> Sci-Twi : At the intersection!
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> Midnight Sparkle : **looks around at the intersection she's actually in** That's where I am. She's right on top of me, but I can't see her! What's she doing?
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> Sci-Twi : Uhh, she's just standing there... menacingly!
> Midnight Sparkle : Huh, this girl's not half-bad-looking for a maniac. Wait a minute, Twi... I'M THE MANIAC!!! **shows the wanted posted of herself to Sci-Twi**
>
> **Sci-Twi screams,in the background and a mass of Canterlot City police cruisers surrounds Midnight, followed by a mass of police officers**
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> Police Officer : We'll take that as a confession.
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> Principal Celestia : Midnight Sparkle, there you are! I turn my back on you for one minute and you destroyed half the city! You should be ashamed of yourself!
>
> Police Officer : You know this girl?
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> Principal Celestia : Of course I do, officer. She's used to be that alter-ego of Twilight Sparkle's dark alter-ego, and I'm the one who gave her the power in the first place. She's my responsibility. **The cops glares at her** Uh-oh...
> **At the Canterlot High School on the next day, where the whole class that Sci-Twi is in are studying, Principal Celestia is teaching the driving class from jail through the TV. The other six members of The Rainbooms aside to Sci-Twi is also in that class, the teacher's desk is occupied by Cheerilee, while Vice-Principal Luna is sitting next to the desk to guard a TV placed at theTVteacher's desk, whichere she provides it for the class in order to record Celestia in jat prilson**
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> Sunset Shimmer : ...And then, Midnight saw the wanted poster, knowing she i's actually the maniac?
> Sci-Twi : Yup.
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> Sunset Shimmer : And thenat, the police shows up to arrest Midnight, but got intherruptedn by Principal Celestia interrupts everyone there to explain the true situations, and she's ended up getting arrested instead because of her responsibility on Midnight?
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> Sci-Twi :Of coSurse does!
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> Sunset Shimmer : Well, fair enough, thatiwas sure a good story to tell. Midnight seems harve wmisleaded something us,that Twdefinitely not suited for her work, during ht.er boredom.
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> Rainbow Dash : Yeah,PrMidncight Sparkl Celestia's sure just whant sheto have jfustn doaned thinks sher ejust wantire to fulifeill foPr Midncighpal Celestia's dream, but in the end, Pritncipal showas her fauresponsibility to her and ended up puthe oin the bars. Hopefully, Midnight can apologize to herr afterwards. Maybe, I would like to see Midnight delivering stome pizzad.s with her supersonic speed!
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> Rarity :WellOr, I'm sutrey wto pet cOpalescence sati my home that woulld input Fluttershy actshamed! wRitght, Pdarlincipag? **looks Ceat Fluttershy**
> Flutitershy : **looks at Rarity, jangril by the television scembarrassmeent** HMMM?!
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> Rarity : Oh well. At least Vice-Principal Lunahas brought that television us,o she can record her incarlcerated sister from prisong! Bywith a permission from the wlocayl authorities there. Speaking of Midnight, do you know what Mishe's doing right's up to now, Twfor her puniligshment?
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> Sci-Twi :Well,In that lecaste, y'allou can see it by yourself...
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> **The Humane Seven looks on Midnight Sparkle, who is sitting on her provided school desk left next to Sci-Twi's desk because of her punishment, with a bunch of paper trash surrounding her, while she's writing something useless onthe paper**
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> Sci-Twi : Guess she's still in progress for what sher hpave messed up yesterday...
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> **The Humane Seven then turns back to looks on the television plascred oen top of the teacher's desk featuring Principal Celestia at jail on-screen**
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> Sci-Twi : Guess she's still work in progress...
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> Principal Celestia : **teachingfrom jail through the TV** And in conclusion, students: red means stop, green means go. And oh, Twilight, is Midnight Sparkle available by the time you're being?
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> Sci-Twi : Yes, of course, Principal, she's right here, right next to me... **to Midnight while staring her with an unamused face** This is for you, purple demon freak...
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> **Midnight Sparkle looks on Sci-Twi, then stands up angrily, shouting and pointing toSci-Twiher, resulting everyone in the whole class went in shock**
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> Midnight Sparkle :HEY! SHUT UP, YOU STUPID NERD!! STHOPW DARE YOU CALLING ME LWIKETH THAT, TWINAME! !
> Principal Celestia : Ahem, Midnight Sparkle.
>
> **Midnight Sparkle hears what Principal Celestia is saying, then she lays low, sits down on her desk, while nervously frowns. Sci-Twi looks at her with a smirk**
>
> Midnight Sparkle : **frowns nervously** Yes, Celestia?
> Principal Celestia : I'd like to see you after class. Six months from now.
%^Sorry, not doing Principal Cinch as Mrs. Puff here, wanna do Cheerilee, but not good enough either.%^
> Principal Celestia : Everyone, put down your books, because it's time to pick out the hall monitor of the day!
> Sci-Twi : **squeezes her pencil so hard it shoots up into the air** Wait, what's that again, Principal Celestia?
>
> Principal Celestia : It's the hall monitor of the day! Where students would participate as a volunteer who is charged to maintain the order of the school's corridors!
>
> Sci-Twi : Oh, I see. Well, maybe I can take those duties for you! I've done something like this in the past back I was at Crystal Prep. You'll see, I'm a professional by now, as long that everyone back there praised me and have put me on the number one spot on the ranking list, then I'll be also the No. 1 Hall Monitor here in no time! Trust me.
>
> Principal Celestia : **chuckles** Good to know, Twilight. But I'm afraid, there's no way I can pick you as this week's hall monitor right now, since you're very new around here.
>
> Sci-Twi : **surprised, grumping, while crossing her hands** Ugh, can you just give me a chance, Principal?
>
> Principal Celestia : Well, maybe another week or two, but for now, if I can pick someone else other than you, then uhhhh... This week's hall monitor will be... Hmm, Bon Bon, Microchips, no, no, Pixel Pixazz, Derpy, mmmm... **gaps, shaking nervously** ...No, Twilight's for another week, please...
>
> **Suddenly, a loud thunder sound occurs outside the school, albeit it's not signalling for an incoming rain or thunderstorm, this causes everyone in the classroom shocked in surprise**
>
> Principal Celestia : It's okay, students! It's just a thunder, everything is okay around here!
>
> Sci-Twi : **thinking worried** *Hmmm, that thunder... No way if Midnight Sparkle have heard of this! Please, don't make this even worse!*
>
> **Principal Celestia tries to pick one student except Sci-Twi, but everyone already did the duty before, loud thunder keeps occurring**
>
> Principal Celestia : **thinking** *Oh, please stop this thunder! How I am suppose to pick this week's hall monitor?!*
>
> **loud thunder occurs again**
>
> Midnight Sparkle : **speaking just her voice** You know, Principal, if you're struggling on picking who will be like that, then let's make this as a deal... **appears magically at Celestia's classroom, the students gasped in horror, then she stands in front of Celestia's desk and puts her left shoulder on the desk** Why not you go ahead and pick me! Because I, Midnight Sparkle, shall take this duty seriously, and will conquer this entire "school's halls" to keep all these citizen safe!
>
> **short silence**
>
> Principal Celestia : Do you have tha
> Midnight Sparkle :
>
> Sci-Twi : What about no? You may cause another havoc, just like what you did to me back during Friendship Games. Do you have any consequences on having you here?
>
> Midnight Sparkle : Oh, shut up, you purple freak. Leave that everything to me, as long if this lady here don't have any options left, she would sign a deal to me. I won't cause no trouble here, as long what Sunset has already told about to us.
>
> Sci-Twi : But...
>
> Midnight Sparkle : No buts, I'll take this work, seriously. You said that you want me and the rest of your friends to save the world, right? Then leave that to me. Let's say, at this duty, you'll be my little partner. **sinister laugh**
>
> Sci-Twi : **sighs and facepalms to her chagrin**
> Principal Celestia : Look, enough with the fight, you want it or what?
> Midnight Sparkle : Of course, I am!
>
> Principal Celestia : **gulps** Well, I guess I have no choice. The Hall Monitor of the Day is... **sighs** Twilight Sparkle's alter-ego, Midnight Sparkle.
>
> Midnight Sparkle : **launches into the air** YES! It's a deal then! Haha! Let's see, uhhh... What's that again?
> Principal Celestia : **gets mad** Grrrr! The Hall Monitor!
>
> Midnight Sparkle : Ah yes! Hall Monitor Midnight Sparkle reporting for duty, everyone! I am ready to assume my position... in the hall! I will protect all that are weak... in the hall! All rules will be enforced... in the hall! With this new kind of discovery,
>
> Principal Celestia : Okay, okay! Just take the hat and the belt.
> Midnight Sparkle : Hold up! I can't accept that yet,
> Sci-Twi : **facepalms again** Argh...
> Principal Celestia : You can't make this easy, can you?
>
> Midnight Sparkle :
>
> Principal Celestia : Give me a break.
> Sci-Twi : I wanna go home!
> Midnight Sparkle : Poor bastard, alright, I'm on my way back!
>
> Sci-Twi : Hurry Midnight, I think it's getting... **
> Sci-Twi : WEE-WOO!! WEE-WOO!! Midnight, I see her!
> Midnight Sparkle : Where is she, Twi?
> Sci-Twi : At the intersection!
>
> Midnight Sparkle : **looks around at the intersection she's actually in** That's where I am. She's right on top of me, but I can't see her! What's she doing?
>
> Sci-Twi : Uhh, she's just standing there... menacingly!
> Midnight Sparkle : Huh, this girl's not half-bad-looking for a maniac. Wait a minute, Twi... I'M THE MANIAC!!! **shows the wanted posted of herself to Sci-Twi**
>
> **Sci-Twi screams,
>
> Police Officer : We'll take that as a confession.
>
> Principal Celestia : Midnight Sparkle, there you are! I turn my back on you for one minute and you destroyed half the city! You should be ashamed of yourself!
>
> Police Officer : You know this girl?
>
> Principal Celestia : Of course I do, officer. She's used to be that alter-ego of Twilight Sparkle
> **At the Canterlot High School on the next day, where the whole class that Sci-Twi is in are studying, Principal Celestia is teaching the driving class from jail through the TV. The other six members of The Rainbooms aside to Sci-Twi is also in that class, the teacher's desk is occupied by Cheerilee, while Vice-Principal Luna is sitting next to the desk to guard a TV placed at the
>
> Sunset Shimmer : ...And then, Midnight saw the wanted poster, knowing she
> Sci-Twi : Yup.
>
> Sunset Shimmer : And th
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> Sci-Twi :
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> Sunset Shimmer : Well, fair enough, that
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> Rainbow Dash : Yeah,
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> Rarity :
> Flut
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> Rarity : Oh well. At least Vice-Principal Luna
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> Sci-Twi :
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> **The Humane Seven looks on Midnight Sparkle, who is sitting on her provided school desk left next to Sci-Twi's desk because of her punishment, with a bunch of paper trash surrounding her, while she's writing something useless on
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> Sci-Twi : Guess she's still i
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> **
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> Sci-Twi : Guess she's still work in progress...
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> Principal Celestia : **teaching
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> Sci-Twi : Yes, of course, Principal, she's right here, right next to me... **to Midnight while staring her with an unamused face** This is for you, purple demon freak...
>
> **Midnight Sparkle looks on Sci-Twi, then stands up angrily, shouting and pointing to
>
> Midnight Sparkle :
> Principal Celestia : Ahem, Midnight Sparkle.
>
> **Midnight Sparkle hears what Principal Celestia is saying, then she lays low, sits down on her desk, while nervously frowns. Sci-Twi looks at her with a smirk**
>
> Midnight Sparkle : **frowns nervously** Yes, Celestia?
> Principal Celestia : I'd like to see you after class. Six months from now.