_SPECIES: EQUESTRIAN HUMANOID (XENOEQUISAPIENS CANTERLOTIENSIS)_
_SPECIMEN NAME: TWILIGHT SPARKLE_
_SEX: FEMALE_
_AGE: 17 TERRAN YEARS_
_TEMPERAMENT: CURIOUS, FRIGHTENED_
_DNA TYPE: TERRAN_
_ABILITIES: TELEKINESIS, ENERGY GENERATION_
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_Twilight, two weeks ago, after being subjected to frequent verbal abuse from the irresponsible staff at Cell 16-26B.
_*WARNING!*_
_THIS CREATURE IS EASILY PROVOKED BY AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR, LOUD NOISES, AND CHEESE, SO ANY CARELESS MOVE WILL CAUSE HER TO SHOOT ENERGY BEAMS, THROW PERSONNEL IN SELF-DEFENSE, *OR EVEN TRANSFORM INTO A WINGED CREATURE THAT CAN GO BERSERK AND TEAR PERSONNEL TO PIECES*._
_HANDLE HER GENTLY, AND ENSURE THAT SHE IS WELL-FED, WELL-CLEANED, AND WELL-CLOTHED. LET HER READ BOOKS FROM TIME TO TIME._