Wolfjira 
Run! He's gonna sing!
Pinkie Pie: Mmmmm-mmmmm! I'd loooove to get glazed from THAT stud muffin.
Rarity: Pinkie! Please! Although, he certainly is,_*handy_*. I wonder if he. . .
Pinkie Pie: Hey Dashie, the show is_*that_* way.
Rainbow Dash: Ugh, what? The iguana? You can't be serious.
Pinkie Pie: Holy Moley Rarity! Look at his-
Rarity: I know. (giggles)
Rainbow Dash: Rrrrrgh seriously? Okay, so he's hot,_*big dick_*.
Pinkie Pie: WHERE!? I wanna see?
Rainbow Dash: D-DEAL! I said "big deal"! You pervy pink pony!
Pinkie Pie: Heee hee suuuure.
Rainbow Dash: What about Applejack? She's not drooling over him like the rest of you.
Pinkie Pie: Applejack's horny on the_*inside_* Dashie!
Applejack: . . .~%It's~% ~%true~.%
Rarity: How does she hear us from all the way over there?
Fluttershy: (Squee-ing Heavily)
Rarity: Pinkie! Please! Although, he certainly is,
Pinkie Pie: Hey Dashie, the show is
Rainbow Dash: Ugh, what? The iguana? You can't be serious.
Pinkie Pie: Holy Moley Rarity! Look at his-
Rarity: I know. (giggles)
Rainbow Dash: Rrrrrgh seriously? Okay, so he's hot,
Pinkie Pie: WHERE!? I wanna see?
Rainbow Dash: D-DEAL! I said "big deal"! You pervy pink pony!
Pinkie Pie: Heee hee suuuure.
Rainbow Dash: What about Applejack? She's not drooling over him like the rest of you.
Pinkie Pie: Applejack's horny on the
Applejack: . . .
Rarity: How does she hear us from all the way over there?
Fluttershy: (Squee-ing Heavily)