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"Alright, I think I'm ready to order. I'll take a- Tempest?!"
 
"Shhhh! _*Shut up, moron you'll blow up my cover!_* Aehm, what did you take, sweetheart?"
 
"_*Wha-What do you mean undercover?_* I'll, uh, I'll take the soup of the day."
 
"Excellent choice! _*You see the windbag in suit sitting in the back?_*"
 
"_*The one flanked by the two big and scary bodyguards hitting on the waitress with big boobs?_*"
 
"_*Don't look at them! But yes._* Anything else, sir?"
 
"_*Sorry!_* Uh, I- I think I'll also take the apple pie. _*What's the deal with him?_*"
 
"Very good! _*He's an arm-dealer, the Storm King was one of his main clients and now that the jerk's gone he's trying to find new buyers. The princesses asked me to capture him to help preventing new wars._*"
 
"_*What if he recognizes you?! You were the King's army commander!_*"
 
"_*We've never met in person, so he shouldn't recognize me. Most likely._*"
 
"_*I smell danger and I suddenly remember I have something important to do somewhere else that's not here, bye Tempest!_*"
 
"You're not going anywhere! ...**Cough** I mean, not before you've enjoyed our wonderful food! Eh eh! _*Look, I hate to involve you, but I need your help._*"
 
"_*Why? I'm not a spy, or a soldier, of a friggin' badass like you! What am I supposed to do?_*"
 
"_*I need you to create a diversion to distract those two gorillas. When I give you the signal, I dunno, make a scene, drop theyour plate, heck, grope the boobs of one of the other waitresses for all I care. I need them distracted to take them out quickly and without putting other ponies in danger._*"
 
"_*Aside for me!_*"
 
"_*Don't worry, they won't shoot you. Probably. Just in case, remember to take cover from stray bullets._* I'll be back with your lunch, sir!"
 
"_*Wait, you didn't told me what the signal was!_* ... Aww, hell!"
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__"Is something wrong, pal?"+
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"NOPE! Nothing's wrong! I'm just a client! Waiting for his lunch! In a quiet restaurant! Where nothing will happen! ... I'm normal!"
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__"Boss, that guy's acting suspicious-"+
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**"Not now, I think the waitress smiled at me."*
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__"The cute one with big tits?"+
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**"Duh, who else? The Ice Queen with the broken horn?"*
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"Alright, I think I'm ready to order. I'll take a- Tempest?!"
"Shhhh! _Shut up, moron you'll blow up my cover!_ Aehm, what did you take, sweetheart?"
"_Wha-What do you mean undercover?_ I'll, uh, I'll take the soup of the day."
"Excellent choice! _You see the windbag in suit sitting in the back?_"
"_The one flanked by the two big and scary bodyguards hitting on the waitress with big boobs?_"
"_Don't look at them! But yes._ Anything else, sir?"
"_Sorry!_ Uh, I- I think I'll also take the apple pie. _What's the deal with him?_"
"Very good! _He's an arm-dealer, the Storm King was one of his main clients and now that the jerk's gone he's trying to find new buyers. The princesses asked me to capture him to help preventing new wars._"
"_What if he recognizes you?! You were the King's army commander!_"
"_We've never met in person, so he shouldn't recognize me. Most likely._"
"_I smell danger and I suddenly remember I have something important to do somewhere else that's not here, bye Tempest!_"
"You're not going anywhere! ...*Cough* I mean, not before you've enjoyed our wonderful food! Eh eh! _Look, I hate to involve you, but I need your help._"
"_Why? I'm not a spy, or a soldier, of a friggin' badass like you! What am I supposed to do?_"
"_I need you to create a diversion to distract those two gorillas. When I give you the signal, I dunno, make a scene, drop the plat, heck, grope the boobs of one of the other waitresses for all I care. I need them distracted to take them out quickly and without putting other ponies in danger._"
"_Aside for me!_"
"_Don't worry, they won't shoot you. Probably. Just in case, remember to take cover from stray bullets._ I'll be back with your lunch, sir!"
"_Wait, you didn't told me what the signal was!_ ... Aww, hell!"
+"Is something wrong, pal?"+
"NOPE! Nothing's wrong! I'm just a client! Waiting for his lunch! In a quiet dinrestaurant! Where nothing will happen! ... I'm normal!"
+"Boss, that guy's acting suspicious-"+
*"Not now, I think the waitress smiled at me."*
+"The cute one with big tits?"+
*"Duh, who else? The Ice Queen with the broken horn?"*

"Alright, I think I'm ready to order. I'll take a- Tempest?!"
"Shhhh! _Shut up, moron you'll blow up my cover!_ Aehm, what did you take, sweetheart?"
"_Wha-What do you mean undercover?_ I'll, uh, I'll take the soup of the day."
"Excellent choice! _You see the windbag in suit sitting in the back?_"
"_The one flanked by the two big and scary bodyguards hitting on the waitress with big boobs?_"
"_Don't look at them! But yes._ Anything else, sir?"
"_Sorry!_ Uh, I- I think I'll also take the apple pie. _What's the deal with him?_"
"Very good! _He's an arm-dealer, the Storm King was one of his main clients and now that the jerk's gone he's trying to find new buyers. The princesses asked me to capture him to help preventing new wars._"
"_What if he recognizes you?! You were the King's army commander!_"
"_We've never met in person, so he shouldn't recognize me. Most likely._"
"_I smell danger and I suddenly remember I have something important to do somewhere else that's not here, bye Tempest!_"
"You're not going anywhere! ...*Cough* I mean, not before you've enjoyed our wonderful food! Eh eh! _Look, I hate to involve you, but I need your help._"
"_Why? I'm not a spy, or a soldier, of a friggin' badass like you! What am I supposed to do?_"
"_I need you to create a diversion to distract those two gorillas. When I give you the signal, I dunno, make a scene, drop the plat, heck, grope the boobs of one of the other waitresses for all I care. I need them distracted to take them out quickly and without putting other ponies in danger._"
"_Aside for me!_"
"_Don't worry, they won't shoot you. Probably. Just in case, remember to take cover from stray bullets._ I'll be back with your lunch, sir!"
"_Wait, you didn't told me what the signal was!_ ... Aww, hell!"
+"Is something wrong, pal?"+
"NOPE! Nothing's wrong! I'm just a client! Waiting for his lunch! In a quiet dine! Where nothing will happen! ... I'm normal!"
+"Boss, that guy's acting suspicious-"+
*"Not now, I think the waitress smiled at me."*
+"The cute one with big tits?"+
*"Duh, who else? The Ice Queen with the broken horn?"*

"Alright, I think I'm ready to order. I'll take a- Tempest?!"
"Shhhh! _Shut up, moron you'll blow up my cover!_ Aehm, what did you take, sweetheart?"
"_Wha-What do you mean undercover?_ I'll, uh, I'll take the soup of the day."
"Excellent choice! _You see the windbag in suit sitting in the back?_"
"_The one flanked by the two big and scary bodyguards hitting on the waitress with big boobs?_"
"_Don't look at them! But yes._ Anything else, sir?"
"_Sorry!_ Uh, I- I think I'll also take the apple pie. _What's the deal with him?_"
"Very good! _He's an arm-dealer, the Storm King was one of his main clients and now that the jerk's gone he's trying to find new buyers. The princesses asked me to capture him to help preventing new wars._"
"_What if he recognizes you?! You were the King's army commander!_"
"_We've never met in person, so he shouldn't recognize me. Most likely._"
"_I smell danger and I suddenly remember I have something important to do somewhere else that's not here, bye Tempest!_"
"You're not going anywhere! ...*Cough* I mean, not before you've enjoyed our wonderful food! Eh eh! _Look, I hate to involve you, but I need your help._"
"_Why? I'm not a spy, or a soldier, of a friggin' badass like you! What am I supposed to do?_"
"_I need you to create a diversion to distract those two gorillas. When I give you the signal, I dunno, make a scene, drop the plat, heck, grope the boobs of one of the other waitresses for all I care. I need them distracted to take them out quickly and without putting other ponies in danger._"
"_Aside for me!_"
"_Don't worry, they won't shoot you. Probably. Just in case, remember to take cover from stray bullets._ I'll be back with your lunch, sir!"
"_Wait, you didn't told me what the signal was!_ ... Aww, hell!"
+"I something wrong, pal?"+
"NOPE! Nothing's wrong! I'm just a client! Waiting for his lunch! In a quiet dine! Where nothing will happen! ... I'm normal!"
+"Boss, that guy's acting suspicious-"+
*"Not now, I think the waitress smiled at me."*
+"The cute one with big tits?"+
*"Duh, who else? The Ice Queen with the broken horn?"*