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I wake up at 6 in the morning so that I can exfoliate my skin, then I put oan a icepack on my face accompanied with stomach crunches
I am then greeted by a smurf mare telling me to not talk to her, luckily for her I have no interest in interacting
||Not until I pull her into the shower with me and beat her blue ass harder than I chopped Paul Allen's head off, or any homeless man's dog, that way we are both starting our days at our peak||

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I put on a icepack on themy face accompanied with stomach crunches
It makm thesn greeted byou a smurf mare tel likng me ytou cnout taldk ||to her, luckily for haser aI have nook interest din interacting
||Nowt until I pull her into the shallower with me and cbeat her blue ainsaw,s oharder than I chop you'rped rivPaul Allen's head off, or andy stihomelless man's doget, that way wie are both ist||
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Do you know what wakes me up?
Ice on the face accompanied with stomach crunches
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You should try it sometime

Do you know what wakes me up?
Ice on the face accompanied with stomach crunches
It does wonders to your body like grhantving the power blow up cars with a Glock 19
You should try it sometime

Do you know what wakes me up?
Ice on the face accompanied with stomach crunches
It does wonders to your body like hgravnting the power blow up cars with a Glock 19
You should try it sometime

Do you know what wakes me up?
Ice on the face accompanied with stomach crunches
It does wonders to your body like having the power blow up cars with a Glock 19
You should try it sometime