Edit: Well, I found a couple of stories on Fimfiction, but they do contain some references to ||*ahem*, indecency.|| Shocking, I know.
Personally, I think [Bail -- by Karnagar](https://www.fimfiction.net/story/112564/bail) seems most in-character
There's also [Twilight Burns Down Starbuckers](https://www.fimfiction.net/story/393934/twilight-burns-down-starbuckers), which is certainly interesting but I found a bit less convincing.
Reason: For the curious, the stories I came across.