BigBuggyBastage 
Go fsck yourself
I love these two, and the dynamic you gave them, Bob. 🥰 You're a lucky man to have never tasted pumpkin spice!
FWIW, (real) pumpkin itself, and food made from it, can be pretty awesome.
"Pumpkin Spice," notably different, was an accursed gift from the devil, which I think showed up sometime in the late-90s, in my part of the world. It's in almost every fuel station here in the USA, often in the form of what they are allowed to get away with calling cappuccino.
FWIW, (real) pumpkin itself, and food made from it, can be pretty awesome.
"Pumpkin Spice," notably different, was an accursed gift from the devil, which I think showed up sometime in the late-90s, in my part of the world. It's in almost every fuel station here in the USA, often in the form of what they are allowed to get away with calling cappuccino.