Some Reviews-  
“This was exactly what I was looking for! Easy to make and so yummy!”
 
“This cream was just perfect! I followed the directions exactly and it turned out great.”

Aww, how nice Spike. Wait…

Well then, Spike. I’ll help out.  
Ingredients
 
1 cup white sugar  
1/2 cup water  
1 cup vegetable oil  
2 cups vegetable shortening  
1 teaspoon clear vanilla extract  
8 cups confectioners’ sugar  
Directions
 
In a saucepan over medium heat, stir the white sugar and water until the sugar has dissolved and the mixture is boiling. Remove from heat, and let cool completely. Pour the syrup into a large mixing bowl, and beat in vegetable oil, shortening, and clear vanilla extract with an electric mixer on high speed to blend.  
Beat in the confectioners’ sugar, 1 cup at a time, until the filling is thick and fluffy. If it’s too thick, beat in a tablespoon of water at a time until it’s the correct consistency.