Philomena doesn’t give a shit.
 
Phoenixes are jerks.

And this is how she is when she’s been behaving herself instead of pulling little, harmless pranks on her subjects. I hope all of you bronies who called her “Trollestia” are proud of yourselves.

The same shit, every single day, for thousands of years…

“UGH! I’m so booooooored!”

The Princess has not had her Royal coffee yet.

“The things I do for looove!”

Psst, overlord dude
 
people headcanon here
 
alot
 
If you don’t like it, you chose the wrong fandom

I don’t?
 
I just interpret the facts, I don’t make anything up bruh.

I’m sorry that I think your headcanons are stupid.  
Can’t Celestia just be…happy? Content? At peace? Is it really that difficult? And why do you have a disturbing obsession with Cadance getting raped and beaten while she was trapped for what couldn’t possibly have been more than a few days?

I’ve seen you comment all of what, three times? Each time was fairly unhelpful. It might be better if you didn’t post.

>annoyingly bleak headcanon  
Finally, you get it!

She’s a goddess, don’t you think she’d find a way to basically turn her self into a kinetic rocket and zip around faster than the speed of light? Meh, she’d figure it out.
 
But yeah, I want to meet this therapist pony. They must be like the greatest pony alive.

@Impious  
The problem with the “explore the universe “ angle is that space is really FUCKING HUGE. Even the distance between the Earth and Mars is ridiculous. The nearest star to the Solar System is 4 light years away(mind you, a single light year is about six trillion miles). Most of what Celly would see is just the empty void and the odd bit of space debris. And there’s no guarantee that any planet she eventually comes across has any life on it. In other words, exploring the cosmos would get, like, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY, fucking boring. She’d better bring an iPod with a lot of memory. Of course, after the first light year she’ll have heard everything and be forced to toss that thing away. Hell, assuming she doesn’t go crazy from the isolation, of having nopony to talk to, she’d be looking for the nearest black hole to jump into. Can’t be immortal if you become part of a singularity, after all.  
Hell, in my headcanon, the only reason she hasn’t done so is because she has Luna, and during the 1000 years of her banishment, Celly still held onto the hope that they could be friends again.  
That, or she must have the world’s greatest therapist and some pretty strong happy pills.

**pulls Celestia back on her hooves **  
There, there, mylady. Don’t be sad.  
**hugs **

V
 
Isn’t a point is that Celestia really wants to be seen as a normal pony?

If pony immortals are anything like pagan gods, they would create their own species just to make them wage war on each other eternally.
 
And everyone would have a grand ol’ time. COME SLEIPNIR, THE 870TH WORLD WAR IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!
 
Also probably beat the shit out of annoyingly religious fishpeople that seek to exterminate all air-breathers

I dunno, I’d still like Imps idea, I just love bleak depressing things, they’re so much fun!

That would, thankfully, kill the shit out of my annoyingly bleak headcanon. I can’t stop believing what I believe until it’s absolutely certain that I’m wrong! I’m a stubborn motherfucker.
 
He’d probably be a pretty swell dude.

…
 
Oh Faust what if they pull a fast one on us like they did with Shining Armor for the Princesses relationship wise?
 
Like Celestia suddenly having an actual spouse?

It should at least nail in place Celestia’s character. She’s so goddamn enigmatic.
 
It really shouldn’t take two seasons to set a character in stone when, as evidenced in Luna Eclipsed, it only takes one episode to firmly establish a character and justify their popularity.

There better be one in Season 3 if it’s worth the wait.

You know Imp, maybe she’s like Vash of Trigun, sure seeing his friend die and everything may be sad but Rem died to make sure all the people on the SEEDS ship and asked him to take care of Knives, so in all as long as there are the people around he can look forward with a smile for the very reason he’s watch over what Rem was protecting.

Maybe, maybe not.
 
…Man, we need a princesses episode badly. If all of this rampant fanon is any indication, it’s long overdue.

Again, depends on how you see her.

@Impious
 
We also don’t know if she’s even actually heartaching for companionship or a raging asexual. Also just like I said before, perhaps she always sees thing in a positive light and has that godly Zen thing going for her. ;p