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Initially codenamed “Rainbow Snake”, this rookie FOXCOLT operative went through significant “VR Training” by reading a lot of books about her idol Twilight Snake. Her codename was changed to “Raiden Dash” for her first mission on a cleanup facility off the shore of Manehattan, the Princess had reportedly been abducted by none other than Twilight Snake herself and it was up to Raiden Dash to save her. Along the way she met a mysterious royal guard named Iroquois Sparkle and her oddball friend Derpacon who helped her uncover a massive web of conspiracy. Twilight Snake was actually just The Great and Powerful Trixie Snake! vying for attention while Iroquois Sparkle was the real Twilight Snake all along. Trixie Snake! was secretly Raiden Dash’s adoptive Mother and the kidnapping was actually a cover up to steal the new Equestria Gear. But Trixie Snake! had been set up by Apple Ocelot who wanted to challenge Raiden Dash and make her the most badass high school student ever. But Ocelot had also been set up by her bosses, the powerful shadow organization “Hasbro” and the mysterious AI, “LF”, created by Hasbro to rule the world. “LF” had Apple Ocelot set up the affair in the hopes that Raiden Dash’s pathetic antics would spawn new internet memes like “We’ve managed to avoid drowning”. The plan was a resounding success. Then somehow Sunset Snake came back to life through Apple Ocelot’s Arm and stole a giant robot. Raiden Dash had long since stopped caring about the plot by that point and stabbed Trixie Snake! with a sword a stranger handed her in “Arsenel’s Rectum” and went to go hang out with her girlfriend Rosealoo who may or may not exist.
 
MGS2 is copyright Kojima/Konami  
EG is copyright Hasbro
 
Then her imaginary girlfriend left her for her imaginary boss, she became a heavy drinker, ran away to Alaska, received ninja training, became a robot, and got her own spin off with a baddass soundtrack…

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