“Twi told me that there’d probably be trouble up in Canterlot if somepony asked who the ‘best princess’ was while they were all there, visiting. It happened after all, and she sent me a pillow and a pair of socks infused with all kindsa magic. The note only said ‘Don’t tell anyone. Be ready.’ I tell ya, those things kept me alive during that pillow fight… and let me plant a pillow square in the face of Celestia herself.

Princesses don’t mess around, heh.

Anyway, me and Twi kicked serious flank. When the dust finally settled Ah figured Ah’d take them socks home. Use ‘em to work and such, seein’ as they made me near indestructible and real strong. So there Ah was, just applebuckin’ and in my element, when a big-ol’ flash goes off. Ah open my eyes and everything’s suddenly… small… It’s been a mighty interestin’ couple of days.”