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Well, the last few years have been, well, interesting. Yeah, let’s go with that. After Doc left for her fancy unicorn school, her parents offered to let me stay with them, being the good ponies they are and all. But I knew they were barely getting by taking care of both Doc and I, and they’re still funding Doc at the school. So I decided to ease their burden and find my own place. That honestly wasn’t easy, considering, you know, I didn’t have any money. But I wasn’t about to tell them that. Unfortunately the jobs weren’t helpful on that front either. Getting a job is easy, keeping them though, is not. Apparently Ponies really don’t like it when you tell them how their business could be done better. No matter how helpful, reasonable, or practical it is, all it does is get you fired. Often times with lots of yelling.
It also turns out my bitch of a Mom was actually telling the truth about a couple things. One, I’m smart, and two, stallions are assholes. Or at least, all of the ones I’ve run into are. Seriously, it doesn’t matter how many times you tell them no, they just keep coming for you. They think they’re entitled to all mares or something. And they think that working in groups actually increases their intelligence too, haha, nope. If anything it just makes them dumber and easier to fool. Doesn’t matter how much muscle you’ve got, a little telekinesis and some brains and those stallions will just keep running into each other all day, and I never get a single scratch.
My Mom. What a bitch. I still can’t believe what she did. She took me away from Dad, filled me with lies, and then abandoned me, as a filly! I’m lucky Doc’s family was so willing to take me in when they did. If they hadn’t, I would’ve been thrown onto the streets the next day. And I can guarantee I wouldn’t have lasted long then. I still remember the last time I saw Dad too. Him and Mom were arguing about me, and then my ass of a Mom took me away. I remember what they said too, but I know all of it’s been twisted by my stupid Mom. I don’t even know for sure if he ever found out where we went. For some reason though, I have a feeling he does know. It’s not based on anything really, just a feeling. That’s why I didn’t go with Doc to her school. I’m waiting, here in Withervale, because I know he’ll find me. Someday, somehow, I know he will. Maybe then, we can be a family again.
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Speaking of Doc, she’s still as smart and sexy as she’s ever been. I was able to see her plenty of times while she was at that unicorn school, its pretty easy to get to really. We still have lots of fun too, certainly the nights we’ve spent banging were really fun. Of course I also tried romancing her, and for a while we were pretty happy. But, eventually I could tell she wasn’t really into it, and after all the times she told me herself, it finally sunk in. We’re still best friends though, that much we both wanted. And I can still convince her to have some pretty great banging sessions every now and then. But, we’re just not “together” together.
And it seems that’s just how my track record goes with mares. I’ve made plenty of friends, and gotten close to several of them. And we’d always have some awesome bang sessions. But, they were never interested in a relationship. Most of the time after I’d tell them about my feelings, they’d stop talking to me, a few I never even saw again. But there’s always other mares out there, I’ve just gotta find the one who’ll actually like me.
Anyway I don’t have many bits. Luckily for me, Withervale just started a housing program to try and deal with the space issue. Its half the price of normal rent, and its an actual house. All I have to do is tolerate living with another pony. I can’t live with a mare though, since we’d probably bang every night. Which means, sigh, I have to live with a stallion. Shouldn’t be too hard, right?
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Ugh! Where is this guy? It’s been ten minutes and this stallion’s still nowhere to be seen. He’ll probably be a bust just like the last four. Seriously, I can’t believe some stallions are signing up for this program just so they can get at mares. If this doesn’t work I may just take up Doc’s offer to move in with her. It’d certainly make getting to this new job of hers a lot easier. Plus I could probably get her into some amazing bang sessions with me. But, I still can’t leave town. Damnit why can’t I get a stallion that isn’t a jerk, or a pervert, or some entitled sexist? Maybe its just my luck, maybe its my stupid Mom’s slut genes.
sigh
This guy’s probably going to be an ass too. He’s probably going to come waltzing in “fashionably late” and try to be all suave and slick. Ugh, I wonder if it’s that weirdo poking his head around the corner over there? Nah, probably just some…
Ohh heeeyyyyyy, a pretty mare! Hey there babe.
. . . . .
That was the most interesting thing to happen today. And she even turned me down too.
Oh Celestia, I think it is that weirdo. He’s walking straight towards me now.
Oh no, he’s gonna be one of those guys with a high sense for horrible fashion.
I mean comeon! Nopony where’s a hat that orange! Its…
Wait a minute, that’s not a hat…
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OH MY GOSH ITS A TINY FOX!
Autumn: OHMYGOSH! Your fox is so cute and tiny!
Forest: nervous surprised Oh, uh, thanks.
Autumn: Can I hold it?
Forest: looks to Fen Fen Oh sure. His name’s Fen Fen.
Autumn: gasp grabs Fen fen and gives hugs Hello Fen Fen!
Fen Fen: happy fox noises
Forest: So, uh, y-you’re here for the housing program, right?
Autumn: serious again Yup, and I presume you are as well?
Forest: Y-yeah. I’m Forest Sketch.
Autumn: thinking “Forest” Hhmm. I feel like I’ve heard that name before. realizes You went to my school didn’t you?!
Forest: surprised Y-yeah, I did.
Fen Fen: climbs onto Autumn’s back
Autumn: Yeah, I remember now! You were the one who always made really good art!
Forest: blushes Yeah, that’s me.
Autumn: But, I heard you moved to Canterlot.
Forest: Yeah I did. I actually just moved back here recently.
Autumn: Really? So why are you in this program?
Forest: I was told it’d be a good way to make a friend.
Autumn: stunned R-really?!
Forest: Y-yeah.
Well now, that, that was unexpected.
Autumn: So then, why did you want to move in with a mare?
Forest: I didn’t, necessarily. I kind of left it open for either a mare or stallion.
Autumn: surprised
Forest: nervous Um, i-is something wrong?
Autumn: Hmm! Oh nothing.
No nothing’s wrong, I’ve only just found the one stallion in Equestria who’s not a complete jerk!
Autumn: Just thinking about what it’ll be like to be roommates.
Forest:surprised Wait, really? Y-you’re fine with me? Cause I know there’s an option to just try another pony and all.
Autumn: Oh I know, I’ve already tried this thing four times.
Forest: surprised Really?
Autumn: Yup. You’re really nervous you know. Are you afraid you’re mare friend’ll be jealous you’re living with another cute mare?
Forest: bashful O-oh, uh, n-no. I-I don’t have a marefriend.
Autumn: Oh so you’ve got a coltfriend then.
Forest: N-no! I don’t really do that.
Autumn: realizes Oh, so you’re single then.
Forest: Yeah. I’m not really interested in that stuff at all really.
Ah ok that makes sen. . . Wait, did he just say what I think he said?
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Autumn: gets right in front of Forest WAIT WHAT! YOUR’E NOT INTERESTED IN LOVE!
Forest: shocked, flustered WHA! Uuuh, n-no. N-not r-really.
Autumn: double shocked gets muzzle to muzzle with Forest WHAT! But, relationships are amazing! They’re fun and awesome and romantic and you get to have hot sex with your partner! How can you not be into that!?
Forest: blushing flustered Uhhhh, ummm, aaahhh, I-I-I, Uhhh
Fen Fen: snickers
Autumn: This cannot stand! embraces Forest Forest! As your new friend I, Autumn Science, shall get you a mare friend! over-dramatic pose
Forest:confused flustered Ummm, uh ok. Wait. A-am I really your friend?
Autumn: Of course! You’re the first stallion I’ve met who’s actually nice.
Forest: surprised Really? Wow, uh, thanks Autumn.
Autumn: No problem. levitates a key Now, let’s take a look at the house they gave us.
Forest: happy Y-yeah, that’d be nice.
Autumn: unlocks house and walks in
Well, take that Mom! You were wrong, again! And I couldn’t be happier about it. This guy is unlike any of the other stallions I’ve met, which makes me think there’s more like him. Thank you Forest for showing me that not all stallions are assholes. I think this roommate thing is going to work out, I really think, things might be looking up for me.
Well, the last few years have been, well, interesting. Yeah, let’s go with that. After Doc left for her fancy unicorn school, her parents offered to let me stay with them, being the good ponies they are and all. But I knew they were barely getting by taking care of both Doc and I, and they’re still funding Doc at the school. So I decided to ease their burden and find my own place. That honestly wasn’t easy, considering, you know, I didn’t have any money. But I wasn’t about to tell them that. Unfortunately the jobs weren’t helpful on that front either. Getting a job is easy, keeping them though, is not. Apparently Ponies really don’t like it when you tell them how their business could be done better. No matter how helpful, reasonable, or practical it is, all it does is get you fired. Often times with lots of yelling.
It also turns out my bitch of a Mom was actually telling the truth about a couple things. One, I’m smart, and two, stallions are assholes. Or at least, all of the ones I’ve run into are. Seriously, it doesn’t matter how many times you tell them no, they just keep coming for you. They think they’re entitled to all mares or something. And they think that working in groups actually increases their intelligence too, haha, nope. If anything it just makes them dumber and easier to fool. Doesn’t matter how much muscle you’ve got, a little telekinesis and some brains and those stallions will just keep running into each other all day, and I never get a single scratch.
My Mom. What a bitch. I still can’t believe what she did. She took me away from Dad, filled me with lies, and then abandoned me, as a filly! I’m lucky Doc’s family was so willing to take me in when they did. If they hadn’t, I would’ve been thrown onto the streets the next day. And I can guarantee I wouldn’t have lasted long then. I still remember the last time I saw Dad too. Him and Mom were arguing about me, and then my ass of a Mom took me away. I remember what they said too, but I know all of it’s been twisted by my stupid Mom. I don’t even know for sure if he ever found out where we went. For some reason though, I have a feeling he does know. It’s not based on anything really, just a feeling. That’s why I didn’t go with Doc to her school. I’m waiting, here in Withervale, because I know he’ll find me. Someday, somehow, I know he will. Maybe then, we can be a family again.
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Speaking of Doc, she’s still as smart and sexy as she’s ever been. I was able to see her plenty of times while she was at that unicorn school, its pretty easy to get to really. We still have lots of fun too, certainly the nights we’ve spent banging were really fun. Of course I also tried romancing her, and for a while we were pretty happy. But, eventually I could tell she wasn’t really into it, and after all the times she told me herself, it finally sunk in. We’re still best friends though, that much we both wanted. And I can still convince her to have some pretty great banging sessions every now and then. But, we’re just not “together” together.
And it seems that’s just how my track record goes with mares. I’ve made plenty of friends, and gotten close to several of them. And we’d always have some awesome bang sessions. But, they were never interested in a relationship. Most of the time after I’d tell them about my feelings, they’d stop talking to me, a few I never even saw again. But there’s always other mares out there, I’ve just gotta find the one who’ll actually like me.
Anyway I don’t have many bits. Luckily for me, Withervale just started a housing program to try and deal with the space issue. Its half the price of normal rent, and its an actual house. All I have to do is tolerate living with another pony. I can’t live with a mare though, since we’d probably bang every night. Which means, sigh, I have to live with a stallion. Shouldn’t be too hard, right?
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Ugh! Where is this guy? It’s been ten minutes and this stallion’s still nowhere to be seen. He’ll probably be a bust just like the last four. Seriously, I can’t believe some stallions are signing up for this program just so they can get at mares. If this doesn’t work I may just take up Doc’s offer to move in with her. It’d certainly make getting to this new job of hers a lot easier. Plus I could probably get her into some amazing bang sessions with me. But, I still can’t leave town. Damnit why can’t I get a stallion that isn’t a jerk, or a pervert, or some entitled sexist? Maybe its just my luck, maybe its my stupid Mom’s slut genes.
sigh
This guy’s probably going to be an ass too. He’s probably going to come waltzing in “fashionably late” and try to be all suave and slick. Ugh, I wonder if it’s that weirdo poking his head around the corner over there? Nah, probably just some…
Ohh heeeyyyyyy, a pretty mare! Hey there babe.
. . . . .
That was the most interesting thing to happen today. And she even turned me down too.
Oh Celestia, I think it is that weirdo. He’s walking straight towards me now.
Oh no, he’s gonna be one of those guys with a high sense for horrible fashion.
I mean comeon! Nopony where’s a hat that orange! Its…
Wait a minute, that’s not a hat…
Image 4
OH MY GOSH ITS A TINY FOX!
Autumn: OHMYGOSH! Your fox is so cute and tiny!
Forest: nervous surprised Oh, uh, thanks.
Autumn: Can I hold it?
Forest: looks to Fen Fen Oh sure. His name’s Fen Fen.
Autumn: gasp grabs Fen fen and gives hugs Hello Fen Fen!
Fen Fen: happy fox noises
Forest: So, uh, y-you’re here for the housing program, right?
Autumn: serious again Yup, and I presume you are as well?
Forest: Y-yeah. I’m Forest Sketch.
Autumn: thinking “Forest” Hhmm. I feel like I’ve heard that name before. realizes You went to my school didn’t you?!
Forest: surprised Y-yeah, I did.
Fen Fen: climbs onto Autumn’s back
Autumn: Yeah, I remember now! You were the one who always made really good art!
Forest: blushes Yeah, that’s me.
Autumn: But, I heard you moved to Canterlot.
Forest: Yeah I did. I actually just moved back here recently.
Autumn: Really? So why are you in this program?
Forest: I was told it’d be a good way to make a friend.
Autumn: stunned R-really?!
Forest: Y-yeah.
Well now, that, that was unexpected.
Autumn: So then, why did you want to move in with a mare?
Forest: I didn’t, necessarily. I kind of left it open for either a mare or stallion.
Autumn: surprised
Forest: nervous Um, i-is something wrong?
Autumn: Hmm! Oh nothing.
No nothing’s wrong, I’ve only just found the one stallion in Equestria who’s not a complete jerk!
Autumn: Just thinking about what it’ll be like to be roommates.
Forest:surprised Wait, really? Y-you’re fine with me? Cause I know there’s an option to just try another pony and all.
Autumn: Oh I know, I’ve already tried this thing four times.
Forest: surprised Really?
Autumn: Yup. You’re really nervous you know. Are you afraid you’re mare friend’ll be jealous you’re living with another cute mare?
Forest: bashful O-oh, uh, n-no. I-I don’t have a marefriend.
Autumn: Oh so you’ve got a coltfriend then.
Forest: N-no! I don’t really do that.
Autumn: realizes Oh, so you’re single then.
Forest: Yeah. I’m not really interested in that stuff at all really.
Ah ok that makes sen. . . Wait, did he just say what I think he said?
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Autumn: gets right in front of Forest WAIT WHAT! YOUR’E NOT INTERESTED IN LOVE!
Forest: shocked, flustered WHA! Uuuh, n-no. N-not r-really.
Autumn: double shocked gets muzzle to muzzle with Forest WHAT! But, relationships are amazing! They’re fun and awesome and romantic and you get to have hot sex with your partner! How can you not be into that!?
Forest: blushing flustered Uhhhh, ummm, aaahhh, I-I-I, Uhhh
Fen Fen: snickers
Autumn: This cannot stand! embraces Forest Forest! As your new friend I, Autumn Science, shall get you a mare friend! over-dramatic pose
Forest:confused flustered Ummm, uh ok. Wait. A-am I really your friend?
Autumn: Of course! You’re the first stallion I’ve met who’s actually nice.
Forest: surprised Really? Wow, uh, thanks Autumn.
Autumn: No problem. levitates a key Now, let’s take a look at the house they gave us.
Forest: happy Y-yeah, that’d be nice.
Autumn: unlocks house and walks in
Well, take that Mom! You were wrong, again! And I couldn’t be happier about it. This guy is unlike any of the other stallions I’ve met, which makes me think there’s more like him. Thank you Forest for showing me that not all stallions are assholes. I think this roommate thing is going to work out, I really think, things might be looking up for me.
I’m worried by how quick she is to call him a good stallion whilst knowing nothing about him. I want this to go well for her now.