“Pinkie Pie - Of course, the Communist Dream is not all work and work, right comrades? Even the toughest of comrades needs a break once in a while, and Pinkie Pie, a Crisis Drone representing the element of Laughter, will provide a lighthearted touch to the serious work of the others.
 
Existing as an entertainer and one of the best bakers of bread in Industria, Pinkie Pie can provide instant parties just by exploding! Vodka, pirozhki, pachlava and more… all the bounty of Soviet work produces the best parties on the face of Industria! By including such a laid-back figure, children will learn that it is good to laugh and joke, even while working to fill the weekly quota of six hundred Hammer Tanks.”