What? Didja think you’d get a verse first?  
Sorry, Twi, but I’ve got enough disses to burst,  
And you’re gonna have to be faster than that,  
‘Cause I’m already on track with my pattern of attack,  
Givin’ you flack with my whack rap knack that you lack!
 
I mean, good luck being faster than a Wonderbolt,  
Even if you’re an egghead, don’t take me for a dolt,  
Since I know exactly what I got myself into,  
And now I’ve got the rest of this verse to diss you!
 
You’re a whacked-out, played-out, stressed-out,  
merchandised-out socially-awkward-as-all-clout!  
Took you three seasons to get a pair of wings,  
And you still can’t fly through a few cloud rings!  
First Luna, then Discord, Sunset, Starlight, Trixie,  
You can’t seem to stop reforming villains that you see  
Villains that were trying to fight you and me,  
I’m just doin’ my job as the Element of Loyalty,  
Tellin’ you that’s as stupid as your new crystal-tree!  
You’re too forgiving, too weird, and not cool enough!  
Being even 20% cool for you would be too tough,  
Not awesome enough to throw around good guff,
 
So can we just give this battle to me and call it a day?  
’Cause can you really hang with me? Hm, I think, nay.

Well, I can’t think of anything.  

That’s childish.

They’re friends. Why anypony would be better? I don’t understand…