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Why does this movie exist? No really. It exists.If you’ve heard of it, it’s probably from Mystery Science Theater.I still am not sure why I had it in my movie library. Yes. I own this movie for some reason.
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians – Again
As well as this verse I came up with for the occasion:
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his feet;
On the ground before him lay his foes like dead meat.
His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
As he laid on a beatdown that left his opponents flatter than a squashed cherry.
In his hands he swung a candy cane, so deadly and quick,
So that his enemies thought he must surely be Old Nick.
And they heard him exclaim, as he drove the Tharks from his sight,
“Season’s Beatings to all, and to all a good fight!”