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Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas,  
On that yolly holiday.  
I’ll go in the red like a knucklehead,  
Because I’ll squander all my pay.
 
Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas,  
Shopping sure drives me berzerk.  
On the day before, I’ll rush in a store  
Like a poor bewildered yerk.
 
I’ll look for nightgowns for my wife,  
Those black ones trimmed in red.  
But I won’t know her size and so  
She’ll get a carpet sweeper instead!
 
Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas  
When each kid hangs up his sock.  
It’s a time for kids to flip their lids  
While their poppa goes in shock.
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So… beautiful!
 
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
 
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