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No doubt you’ve heard the idiom “It’s a dog eat dog world” but pony eat pony? One little filly, Diamond Tiara, is showing us how she runs her schoolhouse business with an iron hoof.
 
“The first thing you have to do is assert yourself as the boss,” Diamond Tiara says “I had three uppity columnists writing under the pseudonym ‘Gabby Gums’ that wanted to do namby pampy fluff pieces instead of doing what their boss told them to do”
 
The three columnists were later identified when Diamond Tiara passed them as three local fillies Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo; all three fillies were part of a local gang of trouble makers called “The Cutie Mark Crusaders”. It seems like the miscreants bit off more than they could chew when confronted for their insubordination by the wealthy newspaper owner.
 
Foal Free Press reached out to the family of the three fillies-turned-flank-fat for any commentary and received mixed responses when the news broke of their delinquent sisters. Ponyville fashionista and renowned seamstress Rarity had this to say
 
“Well, Sweetie Belle was always mischievous but I never knew she was such a bad egg, perhaps it’s a good thing she was put in her place before anypony got hurt,”
 
The well-known Apple Family and Rainbow Dash were less than happy to hear that the youngest apple would be better suited as fertilizer. Applejack, a pusher in the Flim Flam tonic controversy, responded to the news with threats of violence saying
 
“I’ll show that stuck up filly that nopony eats an apple ‘round these parts!”
 
The famed, blue speed demon and chronic prankster, Rainbow Dash was no less irate stating
 
“I’m gonna press that little brat into jerk cider, when I get my hooves on her,”
 
Even with the threats looming overhead, the editor and chief Diamond Tiara remains a brave, stunning and well fed in the face of adversity and continues to run a growing business.
 
“It was difficult, choking them down one by one, packing them away like the meat they were meant to be. All I have to say now is, they wanted cutie marks and now they are apart of one,” Diamond Tiara says with a sly smirk and a slap to her rump.
 
-Article written by “Silver Linings”