@YenaMuffin  
Genius.

AND THEN COMES A GIANT FIST

And then the giant plushie Twilight shows up

(Celestia is playing with dolls in a projected mock-up of the Crystal Kingdom)  
Celestia:  
(mimicking Sombra’s voice) So Princess Cadance, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to.  
(mimicking Cadance)No, no, please leave me alone!  
(mimicking Shining Armor)Not so fast, King Sombra!  
(mimicking Sombra) Shining Armor!  
(mimicking Shining Armor)Yes its me. I’m here to save me girlfriend. Hi honey!  
(mimicking Sombra)Now you are going to die! Pfffsh!  
(mimicking Shining Armor)Argh!  
(mimicking Twilight) Hey, what did you do to my brother?  
(mimicking Sombra) The same thing I’m going to do to you, nerdy mare! Whoosh!  
(mimicking Twilight)Waahh!  
(mimicking Sombra) Now Princess Cadance, we are all alone….  
(mimicking Cadance)Oh, oh I hate you I hate you I hate you leave me alone! - yet, I find you strangely attractive…  
(mimicking Sombra)Of course you do. Pony princesses are often attracted to vague menace and limited vocabulary, and I have BOTH and you KNOW IT!  
(mimicking Cadance) Oh oh leave me alone!  
(mimicking Sombra) No! Now KISS ME!  
(mimicking Cadance)Oh, oh, no, yes, no, NO, yes, ah, ah, ah ahhhhh… oh, you are so vague!
 
(Luna suddenly bursts in)  
Luna: Sister!  
(Celestia grabs her dolls and stashes them away)  
Celestia: WHAT?!  
Luna: Thou art needed in court,sister!  
Celestia:Knock on my door! Knock next time!  
Luna: Of course, sister.  
Celestia:Did you see anything?  
Luna: No sister, I did not seeing you playing with your dolls again.  
Celestia:GOOD!

Sincerely, I’d do the same. I’ve gotta talk to Alpha-5. Maybe we have holograms or something like that…