“It took me ten years to train this raven. Now, if you pull the string attached to his left foot, he recites the entirety of Poe’s ‘The Raven’. If you pull the right one, he will perform a flawless rendition of ‘The Modern Major General’.”
“What happens if you pull both strings at the same time?”
“He says, ‘Help! I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!’”
“What happens if you pull both strings at the same time?”
“He says, ‘Help! I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!’”