Diamond Tiara: Hey there, Ruuuuummmmbllleee!!!  
Silver Spoon: You are sooo flirty, you heartless filly!
 
[Outside the house]
 
Scootaloo: Ugh! They’re doing it again!  
Sweetie: Let’s get those bullies off!  
Apple Bloom: Let’s take Rumble for ourselves!
 
[Inside the house]
 
[Diamond and Silver brushes glitter onto Rumble’s face]  
Diamond Tiara: So sparkly!  
Silver Spoon: Let’s add mo-
 
[The door creaks and falls]
 
Scootaloo: Get. Away!!  
Sweetie: Don’t you dare to do anything else if we’re here!  
Apple Bloom: Or I’ll buck you!  
Rumble: Girls! Help! Come and hel-
 
[Diamond and Silver holds him back]
 
Scootaloo: No, Rumble!  
Sweetie: Don’t do that!
 
[Apple Bloom throws Silver and Diamond out the door]
 
Diamond Tiara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  
Silver Spoon: How dare y-
 
[THUD!]
 
Rumble: Thanks… they were really annoying me…  
CMC: That’s okay! We’re always here for you!  
Rumble: Thanks…  
CMC: Let’s celebrate!  
Rumble: Ok!
 
[That night, they all throw a party]
 
The End

Rumble wipes off his makeup with his shirt sleeve and flings his skirt to the floor. He falls onto the bed next to Diamond Tiara.
 
Diamond Tiara: I think that went pretty well.
 
[Rumble startles]
 
Rumble: Diamond Tiara.
 
[Rumble picks her up and throws her out the door]
 
Diamond Tiara: Aww, come on now Rumble!
 
[Rubmle slams the the door out]
 
[Rumble turns back towards the bed and sees Silver Spoon reclining on his pillow]
 
Silver Spoon: Some people just don’t understand boundaries.
 
[Rumble picks Silver Spoon up by the scruff of her neck and tosses him outside the window. He shuts it. Silver Spoon sits sadly on the ledge, giving Rumble her sad-eyes. Rumble draws the blind]
 
[Rumble stomps over over and falls back onto the bed. Scootaloo tries to calm down]
 
Scootaloo: Just think… a couple more days, and we’ll be back home in our vermin-filled shack, strewn with fungus, filled with the deep breath of mud and neglect.
 
[This though calms him. Rumble takes in a long, deep breath and exhales. He smiles]
 
Rumble: Oh, you had me vermin-filled.
 
Scootaloo: And, uhh… maybe even the pitter-patter of little hooves on the floor…?
 
Rumble (LAUGH) That’s right. Cloudsdale will be spawning.
 
Scootaloo: Uh, no… you know, what I was thinking of is a little bit than a cloudsdale.
 
Rumble: Diamond Tiara.
 
Scootaloo: No, Rumble. Um what if - THEORETICALLY -
 
Rumble: Yeah? They were little hooves?
 
Rumble: Oh (NERVOUS LAUGH)
 
[Shocked, Rubmle falls off the bed]
 
[He slowly emerges from behind the bed]
 
Rumble: Scootaloo? Let’s try and be rational about this. Have you seen a baby lately? They just eat and poop and they cry and then they cry when they poop and they poop when they cry… Now, imagine an baby. They extra cry and they extra poop.
 
Scootaloo: Rumble.
 
[She grabs his hooves and looks deeply into his eyes]
 
Scootaloo: Don’t you ever think about having a family?
 
[Rumble takes her hand]
 
Rumble: Right now, you’re my family.
 
[Rumble is a knock on the bedroom door. The door bursts open, revealing Featherweight]
 
[Rumble springs up]
 
Rumble: Well, somepony better be dying.