“Welcome one and all to the Rumen Chalet! Situated in the remote Aponine Mountains this lovely Chalet boasts scenic views and complimentary ameinities such as its bubbling sauna and full body massage facitilites. The good news is severy lucky ponies will be selected to visit here for their Christmas vacation! The bad news however… is you won’t be leaving except for as part of a chubby, fluffy goat butt! The rumours of pony eating wildlife aren’t entirely unfounded. Iurta, the resident alpine goat is eager to help you enjoy your stay more permanantly inside her tight stomach. It’s not all bad though, being devoured and digested in her four stomach aside she can be friendly and fun company!
 
The Rumen Chalet invites you to participate in the countdown to Christmas with Iurta through our Rumen Advent Calendar. Just fill in the form in the link with an OC and every day from the 5th until the 25th one of you will be selected to keep Iurta happy and full. If she happens to not eat the paying guests because of your participation then that’s all the better for our business… The best part about this Advent Calendar is it is FREE! That’s right. As our gift to you there will be no fee.
 
Disclaimer: The Rumen Chalet is not responsible for any devouring, digestion and defecating that may happen to you while participating in this event. In the guaranteed event of your untimely demise no finances will be provided to your kin, and your remains will not be retrieved from Iurta’s toilet.  
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Fluff apart, i want to try this silly thing with you guys, a vorish advent calendar, i will try to upload at least a sketch a day until christmas, Iurta will be smaller than the usual, but still bigger than your pone, the rules are pretty simple, you can insert up to two MLP oc’s of yours (so no lilith, milky way or whatever :v ) and i will either choose them randomly or based on the inspiration of the moment, making the daily sketch about our fluffy goat consuming them.  
here’s the sheet to compile: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wSRiQkUqmfH4BCMFn7qsd5SaL65Hgem7dKuxE4A-_N8/edit#gid=0  
I really hope i can actually carry trought this without missing a single day, we will see!
 
Many thanks to cainiam for the help in the spreadsheet and the description.