Oh, Tree Hugger. There’s no way you’re going to be able to hide those big, thick rubbery things. That’s okay. At least you’ve got a kind, motherly figure to watch over you. She’ll keep you clean. It’s hard not to walk through her cottage and not see all the practice she’s had. Though, judging by that compressed bulge, you might be having trouble walking right now. Why don’t you just take your pants off, Tree Hugger, and be free?!
 
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